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[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

God, what is wrong with you people? Just because I wear an awesome battle cape does not mean I am gay for you. I mean, UGH. The gay is everywhere. Gay gay gay gay gay. It's nauseating. Just stop, okay? Just stop.

And I'm not your bitch, Larxene, stop trying to rape me.

Comments

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

You sure that's not a skirt, doll~?

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

It's a cape. A cape!

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

The platform shoes aren't helping your case, you know.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

They're boots! Just because they add six inches to my height doesn't mean they're platform shoes!

[xxdrawnmemoryxx.livejournal.com]

...She tried to what...?

[1/2]

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

Sh-she tried to...

She...

[2/2]

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

...stay away from her, okay?

[xxdrawnmemoryxx.livejournal.com]

...I will. I know all to well to stay away from her... and Marluxia...

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

Why would Larxene want to rape you?

She told me she had better taste in men.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

She's a --

Xigbar, what did you do to yourself?

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

Nothing! I'm not Xigbar, to be exact~.

Say, didn't I just say hi to you awhile ago?

[xdarkillusionx.livejournal.com]

If it's worth any merit, I'm heterosexual.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

But you look like a girl, so it doesn't count.

[xdarkillusionx.livejournal.com]

How, exactly, am I feminine?

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Someone has a serious case of homophobia.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

Someone is a manipulating bastard with zero fashion sense.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Says the boy in tights, platform boots, and a skirt.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

But I haven't seen two girls holding hands at all day today...

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

...

...

You're stupid.

[tinyriku.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT! MY MOM AND JAS HOLD HANDS ALL THE TIME. SO HA.

[masterxehanort.livejournal.com]

That's not a battle cape.

[notafailedclone.livejournal.com]

Uh, who are you supposed to be?

[masterxehanort.livejournal.com]

I fail to see what my identity has to do with your so-called cape.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

You're correct. He's in complete denial.

[masterxehanort.livejournal.com]

Poor boy.