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[f1re0nthesun]

[Axel's in the game room today. he got started playing Kingdom Hearts with Kai the other day, but as soon as he came in here just now he realized he probably shouldn't play on his own, without Kai to explain things to him. :|a so he started poking through movies and things to watch instead, and up on a shelf he found his current entertainment.

he's sprawled all over the couch, feasting out of a large container of what appear to be chinese takeout spare ribs, and he's watching... porn. guy-on-girl porn, which would explain why he's still fully clothed, and watching it with the kind of detached interest people watch doctor's office waiting-room TV with. feel free to come in and join him, or be horrified that he's watching porn where children could see (the door of the game room is still open), or be a child and come in so he can demonstrate his horrible parenting skills!]

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[f1re0nthesun]

[o hey I met you once a while back. :O also you smell like Ri.]

What no, I'm just watching for the entertainment value. I'm even wearing pants, see?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*he probably smells strongly of him, since he sleeps next to him every night -- but he also smells even more like a Sora, since he is one and all. and boy is he flailing at this whole situation*

I-it's okay, I'll go to another room!

*he is not coming in with that playing ;;*

[f1re0nthesun]

[rolls his eyes and shuts the porno off, waving Sora into the room.]

No, jeez, come in here. Kai keeps telling me I need to get out more and make some friends, but maybe I should be watching something a little less graphic if I want people to stick around. At least I've met you already.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*okay he'll come in then, rubbing his cheeks -- that was awkward*

Have we met before? You're... Kai's Axel, right?

[f1re0nthesun]

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

[that makes him go slightly pink and duck his head a little. it's so nice to be thought of that way. *o*]

It was more than a year ago that we met, I think. Jeez, have I been here that long?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*he rubs the side of his neck a little and smiles a little more easily*

I guess it has been a while then. Somehow, I hardly ever see you.

[f1re0nthesun]

I don't get out much. I'm usually either training somewhere or stuffing my face in the closest kitchen, or sleeping. I live a pretty simple life, I guess.

[sleeping time also includes sex time, which would explain why no one ever sees him. :Db]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*Sora loves sex! and he nods*

I guess we've all found ways to be really busy here. So. You're a ninja, right? One that... watches... porn with his pants on.

[f1re0nthesun]

Hey, I was bored. And girls don't do anything for me unless they're Kai, hence my pants still being on.

[\o/ I mean, the only people who don't love sex are like. Vexens. but it's still something we have in common!]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

I like girls too... I like Ri when he's a girl, too. I don't think gender really matters.

*you say that, and then some sex-fiend Vexen will bust in here*

[f1re0nthesun]

[and do what, proposition us? I'd kick his ass before he got anywhere near either of us.]

I don't either, I guess. I mean, I'd love Kai just as much if he were a full-time girl, but sexually I much prefer guys. I wouldn't mind seeing Ri as a girl, though. It sounds pretty amusing.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*thinks about that*

I was a girl for like, three days. It was kind of fun. I totally lost my balance all the time and I hated shaving though. I thought the clothes were kinda fun though. At home, my Axel used to like when me and Roxas dressed in girly clothes sometimes.

[f1re0nthesun]

I was a girl for a couple of days too, a while ago. The sex that way is... interesting.

[wiggles his eyebrows pointedly.]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, supposedly girls can... uh. Come more than once?

*why is he having this conversation with a virtual stranger*

*crawls back to tags*

[f1re0nthesun]

Well, so can guys, with a little practice and knowing what to do. I can come a couple of times in a row, probably more if I actually worked at it, and if Kai had the stamina to keep up with it.

[...because we've both been infected by Ri.]

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*hey, Ri isn't the cause for everything ever :| he has his own personality*

... :O No way!

[f1re0nthesun]

Yes way. It's not like proper coming each time, but it feels like it inside, which is the important part.

[that really should have been a YOU'VE been infected by Ri, anyway, since I already had very little sense of propriety and social standards. and he DOES have his own personality, it's just an infectious kind that leads to people capslocking and things.]