kingdomdressing | (no subject)

I encourge them.

They're everywhere. There's even one that runs around in a dress. I can't tell if it's a guy or if it just has a lot of tissue stuffed down its bra.

... y-you do? Why?

In a- ... Oh my. That's .. a little creepy.

Because I think they're hot.

There's also a Roxas with breasts and an Axel that's trying to get breasts. Those are the really creepy ones.

.. you are definitely different from the Roxases I know.

Wow. After this, nothing will be able to surprise me, I guess. And I thought I'd seen it all, pretty much!

Really? Interesting. There seem to be Roxases of all sexual orientations, then.

You can never really see it all.

Mm, I guess so. One of the ones I know just isn't interested in his Axel, I think. The other is .. um. Complicated.

That's true. I'd say that's a good thing, but when it comes to weird stuff like this...

... how creepy?

..... [blink]

... you're one of Sora's friends, right?

... yeah, I am. And you .. are a female version of Roxas! Is everyone the opposite gender, where you're from?

Yeah, that's right. Except for Axel; he's kinda a special case.

Wow.. does that mean there could be a male version of me? That's .. weird, but kind of interesting! .. "special case"?

I'm pretty sure that there is; I think I've seen him once or twice. You can say that again. He's... a woman stuck in a man's body. So to speak.

.... that's kind of cool, actually. Though it might be weird in person.. I wonder what he looks like! ...... oh. Oh. I'm .. really never going to be surprised by anything again, am I? [laughing a bit]

...reasonably creepy.

Sure that you aren't jealous?

Why would I be jealous? I have tits, too. They're just... smaller.

... are you serious. Does your boyfriend like your tits?

Yes. He finds them sexy. Very sexy. And I didn't even need to get breast implants, unlike a certain someone I know~

... I've never needed breast implants. And well, if your boyfriend's happy, then that's what matters.

You--

You were born with--

...no way.

Way. These babies are all natural.

Can I...

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I do this because I love |D

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I aim to please! or. make people lol

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ohgod I loled so hard

1/2 I'm having too much fun with this