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[Ienzo's found a box. A nicely wrapped gifty sort of box.

Why is he opening it in the kitchen? because he couldn't find scissors and he can't undo the ribbon. ~~Also it's a public, relatively safe area where he can get help if something goes wrong- also it happens to be full of food with which to stuff himself silly.~~
To an extent, Ienzo probably shouldn't just open strange boxes he found addressed to him... but it smelled safe enough and the note with it didn't seem very threatening, even though he had trouble reading it. Improvising with a knife to cut the tape.

(Luckily, the recent event happened to be fairly undistressing to Ienzo. In fact it was probably fairly relaxing once he figured out ~~the boogey man~~ Even was stuck on the other side. ~~Too bad it's over now.~~)]

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...Do you... need help...?

Y-yes.

[Squall sighs, and undoes the ribbon.]

There?

[Behold the evil that is those fiendish plastic ribbony things the post office puts on boxes when they can't be bothered with tape (though frequently using both anyway), aparently close cousin to the zip tie.]

[This ribbon is a jerk.]

[This is why it deserved stabbings.]

[Squall agrees, and uses a blade this time. Not just any blade, either! It's... THE PENKNIFE!

...Does this work at all?]

[That'll probably do it, as long as he knows what he's doing with cutting things.]

[Hell yes! It's open! He did it! Squall revels in this for a few seconds.]

[ ~~< Insert victory music >~~ Box contains 3x stuffed animals ~~which Ienzo is far happier to see than he'll admit~~ 1x envelope and 1x jar (which may or may not be emanating the smell of chocolate cookies)]

[Your 'dananana~nanana-n'na~' is noted.

He picks up the envelope. What's in it?]

[It is a letter written in unholy levels of doctor!handwriting, therefore possibly complete illegible.]

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