What a wonderful world~

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

[MISTAH J HERE IS LOOKING TO SLICE UP SOME IDIOTS.

FAR TOO MUCH DEPRESSION GOING ON IN HERE GUYS. BY WHICH I MEAN THERE ARE STILL SOME PEOPLE WITHOUT SMILES, SO CLEARLY HE'S DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

Y'NEED SOME SMILES, DR.

SMILE OR DIE.]

(ooc: warning--mun has had no sleep and is running on caffeine and homework-induced killrage. just. be aware. Have fuuun~ mun needs sleep. will tag back asap)

Comments

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

You're weird.

[Leaves it at that before going to look for Squall and Yuffie again.]

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

Weird?! [Nuh-uh, you can't leave it at that, he won't let you. You're being followed, little lady.]

Weird's just a matter of perspective! Maybe yours needs to be adjusted.

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

Mine's perfectly fine.

[trying to stay calm, and not freak out at the creepy guy following her.]

Why are you following me?

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

[Stranger danger, Tifa.]

You can't just call a guy weird and walk away. It's rude.

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

[She stops and turns back, every muscle in her body tensing just in case she has to defend herself.]

All right i'm sorry. It's just..>.Ive never seen you before.

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

Well as far as you're concerned, I'm new here~

[bows low] I'm the Joker.

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

[Well she's new here too she's only been here two and a half weeks, so...anyway she's watching very carefully in case he pulls a weapon so she can defend herself.]

....I'm Tifa....

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

[He straightens and offers a gloved hand for her to shake, smiling pleasantly. Don't be fooled.]

Nice to meet you, Tifa~

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

[She does not trust you, man. Still very carefully watching as she shakes his hand.]

You too...

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

[He's used this trick before but she doesn't know that! That's not his hand you're shaking, now, dearie, it's an explosive, and he's backing off in a hurry, cackling.]

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

[Here have it back, she throws it back at you, and unless it's stuck to her, she'll run.]

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

[He side-steps it easily but it merely explodes into confetti, like a party popper, sending a few Joker cards scattering. He was just trying to give you his card, girlie, no need to be so rude.]

Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, Tifa? [Debating pursuit, going to see if she stops first.] So rude!

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

[Stops at the far end of the hall, putting as much distance between them as possible.]

Well if you weren't so scary, maybe I wouldn't be!

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

Scary? How can I be scary if all I'm always smiling? [And he's rushing her, gloved hand reaching to close around her throat as he nears, a knife out to tease lightly at her lips with the blade, not enough to do any damage, just threatening.]

Ohoho, you may be rude but you're smart. So smart. You should be afraid of me. [licks his lips, grinning]

I haven't seen you smile yet, girlie.

[notitsyet.livejournal.com]

[Eyes widen as she's grabbed then she moves to slam her knee into his stomach in the hopes that it will knock the wind out of him enough he'll let her go.]

[jokeraxel.livejournal.com]

[He recoils a bit, wincing, but manages to keep a hold on her.]

R-rude! [He gasps out, pinning her back against a wall so she can't do that again and slipping the knife into her mouth, just pressing the blade lightly at the corner of her lips.]

You're just asking for it now. Give us a smile...