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[In this large kitchen, a Roxas is seated at the table, a number of books scattered around him, a cup of coffee near his hand. If one were to look, they would find that the books seem to be about magic. And while Roxas does seem somewhat interested, he also looks somewhat unconvinced.

Oh, hey, don't mind that his entire right arm is made of metal.]

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[BRB staring as she stops in this kitchen's door.]

.........Oh. Wow!

[BRB squealing now, she likes the shiny.]

Your arm is so shiny!

[And slips up next to him, curiosity sparking in her eyes as she steals a book and flops next to him, looking at it.]

Oh! Researching magic, Roxie?

[She doesn't know this isn't her Roxas. It hasn't /quite/ dawned on her that her Roxas DOES NOT HAVE A METAL ARM. Plus she hasn't encountered anyone just yet so she doesn't know any better.]

[Brb freaking out, cue the flailing.]

Woah, what the heck?! Who are you? [And why are you calling me Roxie swedrftgrde.]

[Blinkblinkcompletely blank stare now, and she'll arch and eyebrow at the flailyness.]

I'm Zynnic. Don't'cha remember?

[And cue sudden surprised flailing on her part.]

Waah! What happened to your arm!?

[Flailflail, confused look and stops.]

Did Marluxia cut your arm off and replace it with a fake one!? Augh! That jerk!

No, I don't remember you, I've never met you.

Wha- Marluxia? No, he's long gone, and I haven't seen him around here.

....Wait, really? ....Uhh....

[Blank stare at the ceiling.]

Yeah. Marlu--...Well, what happened to your arm?

[Hanging her head now.]

I'm sooo confuuuused....If you're not Roxas, then who are you? Sora?

[Slight suspicious glare.]

You two /do/ look a heckuva lot alike...

Of course we look alike, we're brothers.

Look, I am Roxas, but not the Roxas you know! And uh... I lost my arm in an accident.

........

[Ok. You've got her attention now, full and not ADDed, ohey, she's still holding that book and quirking an eyebrow.]

...Not.../My/ Roxas?

[Points at herself and enunciates the "My".]

....Okay you lost me.

[Waves his metal arm around.] Yeah, not your Roxas, I haven't seen any other me's around with this.

. . .

[Staare.]

Me's...As in more than one Roxie? ............How in the worlds does that work!

[So confused, and blinks, pinching her tail, before squeaking.]

AUGH! SO NOT A DREAM! THAT HURT!

[Blinking.]

Butbut...I'm confused...

[Stares.]

What, you don't know yet? This place is some inter-dimensional crossroads. There's like a million different versions of me or something.

.....

[Does not compute.]

.....O-Oh........Dimensional...Crossroads...

[BRB trying not to panic.]

.......You mean we're not in Castle Oblivion any more!?

[Belated realization.]

I mean...Yeah, it doesn't look the same, but--...Oh great!

Never heard of Castle Oblivion. Sounds pretty ominous.

Yeah, I'm stuck here, you're stuck here, everyone's stuck here.

...

[He hasn't heard of Castle Oblivion? The healer blinks blankly at Roxas and tilts her head to one side.]

Oh....I see...Wonder if "my" Xemnas is here or anything...

[Mumbled that to herself moreso, and blinks back at him, then at the magic book still in her hand.]

Oh! Why were you researching magic? Is it hard for you to use? I can help!

[Suddenly cheerful again, and rather excited by this point again, seeming to have forgotten their dilemma.]

Dunno. Never heard of him either.

Huh? Oh, that. It doesn't exist in my world, so I was just doing a little research on it. [Yeah, because two dozen books is 'a little research'. Well, for him, anyway.]

.....Oh...Hmmm....

That's a lot of books!

[And then a confused look, magic doesn't exist in his world!?]

Wow...Really? ....Iiiiiinteresting.

[Have a hard stare now, don't mind her she's just trying to figure out if you're telling the truth. Which obviously you are, because she's already leaned back and shrugged.]

[Well he'll just be going back to his book.]

[That'll earn a pout before the girl gets up and slinks over to the refrigerator to get something to eat.]

...Prosthetics on your right arm...

Automail, actually. [Not looking up. He recognises the voice and he doesn't want to see.]

It's all the same to me.

[Chesh unveils himself and sits at the table.]

You know... I once knew somebody with a prosthetic arm. And a prosthetic leg, too.

[...Freezes, still not looking up.]

[Chesh sees that.]

He was Royal Alchemist for the old King... before...

Ah, nothing important. You probably don't want to hear.

[He relaxes just a little.] Royal Alchemist, huh? Never heard of 'em.

...I'll take that as a yes and continue.

The Queen took over, and one day they vanished. We found him in the forest a week later. Gone insane, both he and his little brother.

You wouldn't happen to have a little brother too, would you?

[That coming from who Chesh is is quite braintwisting. Give him a moment for the words to assemble themselves properly.]

Well- that is- I- what's it to you?

Because, funnily enough...

You actually look like somebody other than him.

[Ooooh yeah, that metal arm there catches his attention. Naturally it's too much to ask for him to say 'hi' normally, so greetings from the opposite vertical.]
Having fun?

Tonnes. [Total deadpan. It is interesting, but really? Magic?]

[sniggers, ~~by the way, standing on the ceiling is awesome.~~]
Not much call for homework here.

Call it personal intrigue. [Goes to look up at him... up... up... oh there he is. Well that's... different. He figures it must be magnets or something, though.]

The practical's more fun anyway.

Is that so? [Almost looks challenging.]

Course.
[And he'll just warp down to the floor.]

[Well, there goes his magnets theory.]

Wha- how did you do that?

Lets hear your theory first and I'll run through a step by step.

It's scientifically impossible. There must be some trick.

Different worlds have different science.

Most of this takes a grounding in magic to fully understand, but there's a few ways I can go about this.

Most people will go about the portal method, where through using the darkness [takes a moment to create a portal] we can open up a way to a charming little sub-dimension that can eat away at your existence if you're stupid.
Given the right skill someone can drop in and out quickly enough without leaving the portal to surprise an enemy or scare the crap out of someone for shits and giggles.

Now if you're me, there's no need for the detour between point a and b for a short trip [He'll remove the portal, and open a much smaller and slightly different looking portal.] with the right knowledge of quantum physics and application of my own skills the distance between to points in space becomes whatever the fuck I say it is. [and with that he reach in and pull out a bar of ice cream.]

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/pfft oh so amused

XD

/rofls and in response to your name: GHOST BUSTERS.

LOL I didn't think of that. I got it from everyone calling him short, which he hates

LOL. I figured you didn't. Thus my imagination runs wild!

Haha lol

Yarly. xD /uses too many smileys damnit!

8D /same

/lame making people wait and getting distracted+tired

/go sleeeeeep

/slept and is now back and must work in fifty minutes

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Probably a good thing.

Yup.

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I can spell, really

bah, I'm too dyslexic to notice

Cool XD

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This is where the mun's fail at science may show up D=

U.S.S. Make Shit Up (good song BTW) 90% sure problems can be justified as Xigbar fucking with people