yes, well.

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[In this hall, any passerby will find an Even. He's making his way down the hall, opening every door that looks like a closet in search of something. What is that something? Mostly a new labcoat, because, as you can see if you look at the one he has draped over his arm, his old one's kind of burned through right in the middle.

Someone wasn't thinking clearly when he reorganized the acid cabinet, evidently. Anyway, he's just kind of trudging along, pulling open doors and looking dissatisfied with the contents, until he gets to one that dumps a sheer mountain of Cadbury eggs at his feet. And he just frowns at them. Ankle-deep in chocolate eggs? Most people would be happy.

Even is not most people.]

Honestly.

[ooc: the Easter post is to blame for this.
oh, and I guess the eggs aren't event!eggs. they're just tortureEven!eggs.]

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Well, this one's mine now.

[ Unwraps because she wants a bite. First off, though, pats fox!Even's shoulder. ] By the way, did you meet this double?

[ And of course that question is to both Even's -- ]

[skinbonesnfur.livejournal.com]

[His nose might just twitch a little while he double checks for that this Even isn't 'Jekyll' he met before. Xigbar is welcome to the chocolate since he doesn't eat.]

I don't think so.

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[apologies, he's not in the mood for socializing. just shrugs.]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ She can tell, quirking a brow as she bit some of the chocolate egg -- ]

Well, someone's angry, or just not used to a landslide of chocolate. ♥

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[If it was the older version he'd be looking very smug right now but as he's not, he's just pretending to not to recognise the eggs.]

Bad experience perhaps?

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[Xigbar gets half a stern look, Even gets a 'please don't remind me' frown.]

Something of the sort.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

Whose fault is it this time? [ Crossing her fingers in hope that it's a Braig's or a Xigbar's. c: ]

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[/pokepokes at the eggs with a shoe, resisting hinting his guess at what might have happened.]

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[Even seriously debates just leaving, but. might as well cooperate with someone for once ever.]

A Braig. [HAPPY, TITSBAR]

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[ OH TOTALLY She eyes the eggs once more -- ]

You know, I never saw what happens when they eat these. What do they do, Kitty?

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[He'll look at the other Even for a moment, if it had been someone other than this particular Xigbar asking, he might have considered offering a lie.
He'll just lean in and whisper in her ear what the eggs do/did.]

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[is that supposed to be sympathy, whispering right in front of him? Even is mildly irritated.]

You needn't act as if I'm likely to run from the room to cry to myself, you know. I know what the eggs do. I was there.

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[ After it's mentioned, watch her giggle. b) ]

Don't be mad at him, Even. He's just being a good boy, you know.

[skinbonesnfur.livejournal.com]

[/Sort of testing the waters since his frame of reference on Even's at this point is himself and a horny cannibal.]

If I'd thought that I'd have said it outright.

[At this point, really it's colliding with a 'he hasn't been behaving himself and is being evasive as all hell about it' thing, but he's hardly going to explain that bit out loud, particularly since an under-aged Ienzo may or may not have been involved.]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[this Even is practically a monk in comparison. aaand under aged Ienzo and his involvement is probably the last thing that should be mentioned in the company of Even-the-babysitter.

he doesn't respond to other-Even with anything more than a brief blank look, but does spare Xigbar a raised eyebrow.]

Do you aim to be patronizing?

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

No idea what you're talking about. ♥ [ Mmmmlies, of course. ]

Like yourself with the fox ears?

[skinbonesnfur.livejournal.com]

[Really it's the last thing that should be mentioned in the company of anyone, but Even lacks the shear difference in bodymass to properly intimidate him.

At least this is sort of giving him a jist of what to expect from 'normal' Evens.]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

['normal' Evens: irritable and snappish always?

oh u Xigbar. the eyebrow remains raised.]

I've already seen similar.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

On who? [ Headtilt. WHO ELSE HAS FOXEARS, next to Foxzo whom she's only seen once with that heart -- ]

[skinbonesnfur.livejournal.com]

[Since Jekyll was on a constant loop of slowly rotting to death, he didn't really make a good baseline.

He's trying not to show any reaction to that because last check, Ienzo was the only other, and Ienzo's been making it a habit to inform others of his tendencies.]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[he had been thinking of the cat ears event, which is close enough to fox for him to label it "similar," so the puzzled reaction is. surprising.

present company is probably saved by the fact that Even only saw foxzo without virginears, and. probably wouldn't realize he's supposed to have ears. because. yeah.]

An assortment of people?

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

You're talking about the time with cat ears, aren't you. [ Because logically speaking there were very memorable signs of the event, oh em gee Maleficent.

Waves the unwrapped Cadbury egg infront of Even -- b) ]

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[Ienzo is ttly disappointed Even doesn't remember the highly intellectual conversation Re: the presence of fox ears.]

That was an odd experience.

[Since round, fixed ears are odd and walking without his tail is far more difficult than he'd like.]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[Even has been busy having sex on tables, alright, give him a break.]

Yes, it was. -- Would you get that out of my face.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Your bitching can be heard a mile away -- ]

I guess you won't be having them the next time it happens. ♥ And you, Kitty? [ MUNCH. ]