has the universe imploded yet?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]



[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

Comments

[tasty-evil.livejournal.com]

*there is a loud splat as one cupcake kamikazes itself against your butt*

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

Then why don't you call them off?!

[And that has him toppling over face first into the hoard of cupcakes. Oh dear.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

I said I'm their god, not that I control them. Just eat one. The more vicious the better.

[tasty-evil.livejournal.com]

*well, you falling over squished a good number of cupcakes, little pink Hearts floating up into the sky; the rest are gonna go ater your chest if you don't get up*

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, all of those hearts just shrink and are absorbed into Sora. He is the closest Kingdom Hearts after all. He's going to take Ri's advice and snatch up a few, still laying on the floor. Stuffing them messily into his mouth until they stop attacking.]

[tasty-evil.livejournal.com]

*that seems to intimidate the cupcakes -- which taste delicious by the way -- and they back off and disappear into the shadows*

[bigglowything.livejournal.com]

[Victoryyy! Stands up and, well, he's literally covered in icing and smushed cupcake. So uncomfortable. Might as well start by trying to clean off his face. To the sink to get some paper towels.]

Thanks for the hint. I've never seen heartless like those before...

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*he hands you a clean dish towel*

The DR is like that sometimes.