has the universe imploded yet?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]



[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

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my html ran away up there

[dawnrise]

[Stares at the bottles.]

You mean her.

yes i saw the fail

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

I mean you. Kira knows your Heart, and I can even prove it.

no no no; it ran away. totally not my fault.

[dawnrise]

[Stops what she's doing to look at him, leaning on her arms.]

How?

lies you abused it

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Just wait right here. I'll be back.

*and he zooms out of the kitchen -- after drying his hands of course -- you can just finish rinsing those bottles*

gasp I did no such thing

[dawnrise]

[......well, okay, she'll just do that! She might be drying her own hands when he gets back.]

the first stage is always denial

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*comes back! and in his arms is a certain pretty baby~*

Look, Kira~! It's your Auntie Piku-pie~

I deny being in denial

[dawnrise]

[She is leaning against the counter and looks at them with raised eyebrows, but aaaaa it's a baby.]

that is also denial

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*he comes closer, and once Kira catches sight of you, she gives you a toothless baby smile*

See, Kira knows her Auntie Piku-pie, doesn't she?

nooooo

[dawnrise]

[She can't really stop herself from automatically smiling back at Kira, but then she looks down.]

She's just a baby, Ri.

yussssssss

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

A baby that you're going to hold. Better not drop her.

*he puts Kira in your arms; she coos at you and tries to grab for a lock of hair*

[dawnrise]

[Well she wasn't expecting that, but she takes Kira carefully, since she has no other choice.]

I wouldn't drop her. But...

*falls asleep*

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Then you'll hold her. I need to get her bottle ready.

*he flutters off to the fridge where the bottles with formula are; Kira is just staring up at your face with her wide blue-green eyes*

Sleep good!

[dawnrise]

[Well. She's not completely uncomfortable holding a baby, and just stares back down at Kira while he does that.]

Is that really the reason I'm holding her?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Nope, you're gonna feed her, too.

*warms up the bottle; Kira is flailing a little, trying to touch your face*

[dawnrise]

And if I don't want to feed her?

[...ducks her head down a little so Kira can reach.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*Kira gives you a happy smile and coos, her tiny hand against your cheek and patting a little*

Then I'll feed her, but she won't finish her bottle, and then she'll be hungry and cranky and cry.

[dawnrise]

[She tilts her head up a little, since her hair is falling over around Kira.]

Nice guilt trip you've got there.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

I try. Nothing worse than a half-assed guilt trip.

*Kira tangles her little fist in your hair, then tries to nom it*

[dawnrise]

Obviously not.

[Holding and even pulling is okay, but she doesn't want Kira to be hacking up hairballs, so she's going to move that away from her mouth, at least.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Well, ready to try?

*he brings over the nice warm bottle while Kira smacks her lips noisily because she's hungry*

[dawnrise]

Do I have a choice?

[She pushes her hair away and holds her hand out for the bottle.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Not really. But it's nice to think that you have one, right?

*he hands off the bottle to you, watching to see if you do it right*

[dawnrise]

I guess.

[She should!]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*Kira tries to turn her head away from that bottle at first, hiding her face in your chest*

Oh... looks like she's being fussy. She does that with me, too.

[dawnrise]

Of course she is.

[Unfortunately for Kira, that's not going to work. Riku tries to nudge her face out of there.]