http://windup-daddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] windup-daddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2010-03-05 03:39 pm

has the universe imploded yet?

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]



[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
(He points to the fridge, then dishwasher, then the microwave with wide eyes.)

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Machines?

(Like... a computer? Okay, that he can understand, so he calms down, even if he does flinch when there's another groan, whir or beep.)

Uh... mm, right.

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been inside an actual house before.

(He doesn't know why he feels reassured, but he ducks his head, letting the hood fall back completely. There are probably quite a few vampiric bite scars on his neck, varied in size and roughness.)

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
(He'd be very happy if he knew Ri was pointedly not making him uncomfortable.)

The basement. So... I guess I have been in a house, but I've always been... below everything.

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
(He grabs one of the cookies, staring at it and turning it over in his hand.)

This is a ... cookie, right? But it's got... brown things?

(He's... seriously never been fed anything but vegetables, fruits and grain his entire life. Sweets? What're those?)

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
(... he takes a large bite of that cookie, and quickly devours it. Milk, he understands and downs it with a refreshed 'ah!'. When he's faced with that question, he looks a little surprised, and cautious. Is it a trick question...?)

You mean... more?

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's allowed?

(Very, very cautious about asking that, but he's on the edge of his seat. He's never been allowed extra portions before, and he looks completely ecstatic for them. He might just shock Ri with what he asks, though.)

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
So I can eat a lot of celery and spinach and apples and lots of rice? No one'll care? If I don't get sick?

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
(He blinks once, twice.)

Ve... getarian. No? Should I be?

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
(Oh. He looks sort of blank as he settles, thinking about this.)

I've never tried meat before.

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean?

(He hasn't exactly been told about worlds yet.)

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I... I know that. I didn't know the different worlds part... I just thought everyone looked really similar.

(He crosses his arms on the table and rests his chin atop them, short hair fanning over them.)

My world's... the place I come from... it's really dark and snowy. And... there's lots of bloodshed... [he shifts up, hands at the edge of the table, to look at Ri.]

Is that what you mean?

[identity profile] bloodsacrificed.livejournal.com 2010-03-06 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
(Looking at the sandwiches, he eats a little slower, trying to savor the taste and understand what it is.)

Mmph... uh-- (He swallows.) Sort of?