has the universe imploded yet?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[In this large kitchen is a very unusual sight: a flock of Ris! They seem to be ignoring each other, or unaware of each others' presence, each busy with their own tasks. Daddy-Ri is at the sink wearing a ruffled apron over his clothes, busy washing and sanitizing a small mountain of baby bottles. Ri is sitting at one of the tables, reading a crafting magazine and plowing through a massive bowl of ice cream. The little Replica is currently halfway into one of the cupboards, looking for cookies. It's rather strange, for all that this is a normal day in the DR.]



[OOC: Come bother the Ris. Pick which one you want, or depending on who you are, one or more will greet you. Or you might get attacked by a Heartless cupcake. Who knows?]

Comments

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

You try to go on. Though... now you know why me and Sora love you so dearly.

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

[he nods, and looks up at Ri- look at that smile he's forcing.]

Yeah. It's.. nice to know what I have waiting for me someday, too.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*he notices that and draws you into a proper hug*

Maybe being around your little brother and sister will help?

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

[he clings back tight, very much like he did when he was a wee one himself.]

Maybe. I wouldn't mind visiting for a while; it's way too lonely in my room right now.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

You know that you're always welcome back home. Rikka and Kira will love spending more time with their Buggie.

*drops a kiss on your forehead because you're still his little boy*

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

Okay. That means I have more time to harass you, too, you know!

[gets out a bowl to plop this package of ramen in, mmm.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Hey hey, I use babysitting duty so that I get free time!

*frowns at your actions*

You have to cook that first, you know.

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

[... cracks up laughing.]

Relax, I'm going to put it in the microwave. And I plan to harass you during your free time!

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'll have to suffer your attentions then.

*still frowning*

There's better food to eat than ramen, you know.

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

[glances at his bowl'o'ramen, and shrugs.]

It's all right. I'm not really that hungry right now anyway.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

... want some animal crackers?

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

... Yes. Yes I do.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*smiles and goes to fetch you a box of animal crackers*

Don't get a stomach ache.

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

Naaaah. I wouldn't do that!

[pries the box open and promptly chomps off a zebra's head.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. That zebra might try to take revenge.

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're the one who gave me the zebra in the first place.

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

I gave you the animal crackers. You're the one who beheaded the zebra.

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

And I wouldn't have if I hadn't been given them!

[prods Ri in the side; bwahahaha he is an annoying son.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*you are but he doesn't mind*

I thought you'd execute them humanely.

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

How else would you eat an animal cracker, though?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

With the utmost dignity.

*takes an elephant and pops the whole thing in his mouth and chomps it*

See?

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

No, that's not very dignified, either! Here's the real way you do it humanely.

[and Sora totally pulls a tub of chocolate icing out of the pantry and drowns a giraffe in it.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

How terrible. It must've suffered before it drowned.

*crunch*

[bourgeons.livejournal.com]

There is absolutely nothing terrible about death by chocolate.

[pops the executed giraffe in his mouth.]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

Unless you're being chomped.

*dunks a lion*