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[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Looking for a snack? Well too bad, you may just be put off it.

On the table is a partially disembowelled Riku (hopefully very much dead by this juncture) and quite nearby, the 'criminal mastermind' with gore on his hands and face is pacing back and forth crunching m&ms, making increasingly exaggerated hand motions as he talks.]
You know, I don't get this whole 'regular' food business. [Those inverted commas mimed complete with eye rolling.]

Food is food is food, all just tastes a bit different. [He makes a bit of a face] You aren't even listening to me.

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[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ And when one of those M&Ms stray off flying, Xaldin catches it. ]

Who are you talking to?

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Oi! He was going to eat that. oh he can't stay mad at you tits Xaldin, you're too much fun.]
Look under the table.

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ She totally eats that m&m, popping it into her mouth. Hah. |: Now, does she want to look under? Considering it's Hyde...

Her brow is kept raised, but she does look -- not bend, no, but levitate backwards as she tilts her head to the right. ]

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Oh spoil his fun why don't you? So, did she think she was going to see the hellspawn again, they'll just be there grinning at her all creepy liek like they learned from dad, half way into nicking that dead Riku's shoes.]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ That's her job. ♥ Well this isn't acceptable. She won't have her child eating like a beast. How ill-mannered. She picks up both of them.

Why she even cares -- well, she doesn't, but she still has a twinge of pride. ]

If you boys wanted to eat, you don't eat that. [ LIKE DADDY. ]

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[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Again with the fun spoiling. So much :| on Hyde's face right now, WHAT'S WRONG? IT'S PERFECTLY GOOD MEAT LIKE HELL CHILDREN OF MINE WILL USE A KNIFE AND FORK LIKE A... CIVILISED PERSON.]

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[Lucien nods but Alex is copying daddy's expression (or at least trying, on him it's coming off as more of a pout with his ears drooped)]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ Aww, aren't you cute. (Not) -- Xaldin place them on the bar stools that just appeared, yes, yes, snapped her fingers for the wind to slice a leg each. Hnnn -- ]

How much human meat have they eaten already, Hyde?

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[ >:|, he wanted some of that too.]
hmm
[head scratch]
Just a bit of liver and heart, [and abdominal muscle and arm and a bite of almost everything Hyde's had so far] I said they could have the hands to chew on after.
[Like his judgement can be trusted on this. /bottomless pit]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ A pause. Hnnn -- fine. Plates appear ever so conveniently, and that's where sliced legs go. Cut in half again, they get the shins first. Sans shoe. They seem to drop like dominoes -- 'they' being sudden slices of meat. ]

Hmph. Far too late for me to remedy the situation, then. [ Unless somehow the DR magically cooks those shins. ]

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[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[BAH to your cooked meat nonsense, for now he'll just watch since most of the usual violence was spent catching that meal.]

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[Lucien probably wouldn't mind waiting as much since, presumably the you that gave birth to him actually instilled some manners (much to Hyde's interference,) to her advantage, he at least, can eat sensibly when 'requested.' Alex on the other hand, will very much continue eating as Hyde does- but since it's in almost bite-sized pieces, it'd mostly be just swallowing without chewing.]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ Silly cannibal. She grabs a bit of those stray m&ms as she watches the boys eat -- does Alex not learn manners from his mommy really. Omnomnomnom.

Excuse her as she just observes the children for a moment. Hmmm. :|a ]

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[Alex's mum was too busy cutting himself and watching Star Trek or something. Alex will probably make his disappear pretty quickly while Lucien wastes time with that sensible eating nonsense.]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ Pats Lucien's head for being a good boy. Alex gets none, but maybe scratching behind his fox ears will soften him up, or he'll bite. Which one. ]

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[He'd make a face until he figures out what you're up too and then be contrary for the sake of it post ear scratching. Lucien will smile a little, Alex may not actually get the whole positive reinforcement for good behaviour thing enough to care.]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ It never harms to try. Scratchity scratching those ears -- ]

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[Alex flinches and makes a face at first but will lean it to it after a little bit, though forcing himself to keep his eyes at least half open to watch for sudden movements.]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ Good boy. She'll keep up at it a bit, wanting to look at the changes -- if he slowed down and actually chewed his food and all. ]

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[Well, for the most part he's having to slow down out of caution. That's progress right?]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ A bit, a bit. Isn't he enjoying his meal better now, or is he in a rush? ]

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[He's a little boy, it's a race, clearly. Hard to tell with him, being on the garbage guts end of the food pickiness scale, either food should be a game or he wants it eaten fast to reduce time wasted on something boring.]

[downbursts.livejournal.com]

[ Tsch. Kids. Lets go of the scratchity scritchy scratch-prone ear, then turns to Hyde. ] How long have you been watching over them since their return?

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[snrt, wut? He was totally attentive just then.]
Few hours, why?

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[I am absolutely certain this meeting is necessary but, yes, Even is...no longer very hungry. ...just. What. In the kitchen, of all places.

How unsanitary. Brb, staring.]

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[well of course.Things to note: he's really freaking tall for a Vexen, has a godawful sense of fashion, and he says bah to your sanitary nonsense.]
Fine, don't listen, I don't have to teach you. I'll go watch Batman instead.
[he kinda knows Even is there, but he wants to see what he does before he does anything.

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[and to think, this is the first Vexen he's meeting.

he stands there for a bit, then raises an eyebrow. he really can't resist saying something to that-]

Batman?

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Could always, always, always be worse. aaaaand, about-face.]

Is there a problem with that?

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[shrug.]

I suppose not.

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[At least the narcissism keeps him from just deciding he's food.
Now to get all close and in Even's personal space for proper inspection. mmmm raw-meat breath]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[well, hi. Even doesn't step back, but he does lean away slightly because of the breath eeeww. he likes his personal space, thank you.]

What are you doing?

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[*stomach prod*]

You've got more of a belly than the other one.

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[asdj recoils at that, because getting poked in the stomach is not his favorite thing.]

I- really.

[he thought he was pretty slim! you other dudes are just emaciated.]

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Pretty much, other Even he met is a walking skeleton. Doesn't help he just left a blotch of red from his hands.]
He's not particularly healthy.

[Hyde finally steps back in a bit, leaning to the side briefly to check under the table.]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[that stain is going to set and it is going to take forever to get out, agh. Even just. looks down at it, frowning.]

I see. Perhaps he should work on that. [pause. glaaaances under the table?]

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[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't push him, it's nice have someone so... obliging around.

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[So, Even's thoughts on yaoi two blond children gnawing on a leg of Riku?]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there would be some merit in increasing his- overall health-- [...alright, Even is mildly disturbed. he's going to just- return his gaze to Hyde, for the time being.]

You have children.

[torn between "I kind of like kids" and "why are they eating that" in his tone.]

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[because one mummy doesn't know (yet) and the other doesn't care shrug.]

They came from a spell.

[hydesspawn.livejournal.com]

[Well, they've been distracted and come out to join the conversation (or just to climb dad, it's hard to tell).]

[bitchprentice.livejournal.com]

[well that's bizarrely adorable. Even blinks at the kids a few times before nodding vaguely.]

I see. Not a very- temporary spell, I take it.

[snapfrost.livejournal.com]

[Too bad they'll grow out of it like Great Dane puppies Kids are just going to hang over Hyde's shoulders for now (well, the one with the fluffy tail is going to nick some of the m&ms but still.)]
Well they disappeared for a bit, but I find most of the spell could use to be less temporary.