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[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[Sitting in a living room on the couch with the TV on, Roxas was channel surfing with a bored look. In his lap sat a big bag of flour with a drawn on smiley face.]

I wish this bag would let me leave it somewhere..

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[reminescenza.livejournal.com]

It won't... let you?

[headtilt.]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

It screams when I get up. I think it's.. content to just watch me flip through the channels.

[reminescenza.livejournal.com]

... So it's alive?

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

I guess so? [Looks up from the TV--huh. She's awfully familiar.]

[reminescenza.livejournal.com]

But it's flour.

[...leans down and pokes it curiously]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

Yeah. [Don't ask him, he doesn't get it either. The flour giggled from the poke, though it's 'expression' didn't change from :)]

[reminescenza.livejournal.com]

[...........Stares at it.]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

... Yeahh.. [As you see his dilemma now. Stops channel surfing. The flour suddenly shifted into a :( expression before sniffling loudly.]

[reminescenza.livejournal.com]

It really does like it when you do that...

[Pokes it again. It liked that last time, right?]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

I'm really tired of channel surfing though. [Goes back to flipping the channels, the sack giggles from the poke and goes back to a :) expression. Siiiiiighs.]

[reminescenza.livejournal.com]

There has to be something else it likes, right?

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

I have no idea really. So far it just.. likes to watch the channel surfing, and being carried around.

[reminescenza.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[thinkiiiing. if she were a sack of flour, what would she like?]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[That flour sack had drawn on 'arms' that were reaching up at her suddenly, making a :c face. Blinks a bit confusedly and picks it up to try and see what it wants.]

1/2

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

. . .

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

[ Somehow appears right beside him. ]

You should bake a cake.

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[Holy cheezits where did you come from. Sorry, he's just going to jump nearly three feet, turning sharply.] Wha--?!

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

Bake. A. Cake. You have ears.

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[Jeez, way to scare him. Sighs.] I don't know how to bake, but I think the flour might complain. [He doesn't want to deal with the screaming.]

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

It's just flour, jeez.

[ POKES IT. ]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[The flour giggles from the poke.] Not.. exactly.

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

[ . . . . . .









And more poking. ] It's sentient, huh.

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

I guess so. It screams if I put it down and try to leave it anywhere.

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

Where's its mother?

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs, blinks.] I didn't think it had a mother?

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

It would be gross if it did.

[ Sends a slight electric shock to see what'll happen. ]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[The flour made a light shrieking sound, before it sniffled and now had an expression of :c. Roxas jumped from the sound and stared at it, before frowning a little.] Hey, what was that for?

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

I just poked it. [ /half-true, he witnessed it ]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

You did more than poke it. [Froown.] Normally it likes just being poked.

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

Really. You saw it. What else could I have done?

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but whatever it was, it didn't like it. [The flour at least didn't scream and instead calmed down, but it still had that :( sort of face.]

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

[ Poking it again to show evidence that ~*she didn't do it*~. No electricity. ]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[Watching carefully this time; he doesn't want the bag to scream. His ears are still ringing from the last time it did that 8|

It giggled a little and raised it's drawn on arms to her.]

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

See?

[ Although she raises a brow as it did that. What. ]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

Fine. [Just blinks at it for a few moments, then.. holds it up to her.] .. I think it wants you to hold it.

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

I don't want to.

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[Wrong thing to say. Now the bag is going :( again and sniffling.]

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

Oh look, you made it cry.

Good job.

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not the one who said I wouldn't hold it! [Pushes it up to her hands >:|]

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

[ PROMPTLY LETS GO

CATCH IT OR IT'LL HIT THE FLOOR ROXAS ]

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[dkjjaklg CATCH. The flour sack had let out a squeal of joy though, it 'thinks' it's playing a game.]

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

[ Innit that cute. ] I'm not holding it.

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[Totally.] If you don't, it's going to scream.

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

It looks happy with you. Why would it?

[alternateblue.livejournal.com]

[The flour bag is sniffling, still raising it's 'arms' to her. He simply gestures.]

[thundercracks.livejournal.com]

No thanks.