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[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Well. This was bound to happen eventually. Seeing as so many people like watching this guy freak out, of course the DR finds it amusing as well.

Which is why Zack is now carrying a baby. And actually managing to not flail!

But when the baby starts crying, well, of course Zack is going to start freaking out. He doesn't know what to do!!!

Help pleeeeaaaaase!]

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[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

[His brain is breaking though. But Zack looks kind of pathetic being so panicked over a baby crying, so he will head over to help.]

Need a hand?

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[He's not used to babies! Why wouldn't he panic of one was crying???]

Yeah. Please.

[He doesn't know what to do! :<]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

[Because panicking won't help at all? Zack's lucky that Tifa let Marlene and Denzel stay with them, otherwise he would have no clue about kids. He's holding his arms out so Zack can hand the baby over.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Carefully hands the baby over then.]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

[Cloud will said baby, also being pretty careful, wiggling a finger at the baby while rocking the baby a little with his other arm.]

What are you fussing about?

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Baby wibbles at you! But, it isn't crying much anymore.

Feel free to notice the green eyes. ^^

And Zack will just be relieved that at least one of them knows what they're doing.]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

[He does notice the green eyes. Which looks pretty familiar... He'll just keep on rocking the baby carefully until the baby stops fussing.]

When did you have a kid?

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

I didn't! It just showed up!

[A little freaked out still, but is calming down now that the baby's not crying anymore.]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

... How can a baby just show up?

[He may not know a lot about romance, but he knows how babies are made. And given that Zack had... has a green eyed girlfriend.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

I dont know..Could be this place messing with me again?

[The baby might be trying to grab at Clouds hair now.]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

Could this place really make a kid though?

[Hey, none of that. You can have one of his fingers to latch onto, but not the hair.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

I, I guess? Maybe?

[Oh fine. But you're not getting that finger back.]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

Well... I guess you would know before it was born that you would be having a kid. It's weird that this place could do something like that though...

[That's okay. As long as it isn't his hair.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Well then the baby will now be chewing on that finger. As much as it can without any teeth anyway.]

Yeah. Guess so.

[Zack doesn't doubt that the DR would do something like this though. The place is a sadist. :|]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

[... Is his glove tasty?]

You going to name it?

[Cloud hasn't been in the DR long enough to know the full level of sadism and brain break.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Not very. But it keeps chewing for a little while anyway.

....Blink.]

Um, I, hadn't thought of that.

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

[Well it's not like it hurts, so he doesn't mind.]

Maybe you should.

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

Um, okay?

[And now he must think of names. Yay.]

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

[Well, he doesn't have to if he really doesn't want to, but. It might be a good thing to do.]

It's up to you though.

How did I not notice my html fail? :<

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

I probably should. Just, dunno what I should call it.

[Can has baby back for a moment?]

It was a ninja

[heavensxcloud.livejournal.com]

Well... Is it a boy or a girl?

[It's hard to tell with babies. But yes, Zack can have the baby back, he will hand it back carefully.]