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[Hey, dressing room, there's a replica wandering down one of the moderately popular halls. He appears to be a mixture of annoyed and confused, and is very pointedly not talking to anyone.

Ruin his concentration? :>]

[ooc: hi I used to play here as an alternate version of this replica and there's too much tl;dr to contain here, so there's an info post if you're curious. /shuts up]

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[Watches this...event.]

Shouldn't they be in a...skillet?

A waste of valuable time. Here! Drink this. It'll help you grow big, like me.

[plunks down four dozen eggs' worth in front of you in one gigantic glass]

[stares. at it.]

Um. No thanks.

You do realize I could sit on you if you don't.

[and he bites in wrestling, too.]

I.

What.

So drink up!

[he's cracking his knuckles. no it isn't an intimidation technique what are you talking about]

Um.

[p-picks up. the glass. slowly.]

[WATCHES YOU LIKE A HAWK.]

[ASJDJFHJHFG

slowly. raises glass. to mouth. this is really happening oh god.]

[definitely no chance at dodging out of it, nope! he's even close enough to catch the glass in case you 'accidentally' drop it]

[oh. god.

takes the smallest sip imaginable AND GAGS OH EW.]

[don't make him tip the glass because HE TOTALLY WILL]

[SO ABUSIVE no he'll just need a moment to splutter here. this is a multi-step process.]

[he'll just wait until you've finished the whole glass, then. 8)]

[you jerk. h-hesitantly raises the glass again.

this is mildly creepy, Gaston.]

[it'll get better once you're prepared for training. 8)]

Come on, the boys in the village can swallow faster than that!

[just. stops. and stares.]

Do you...force everyone to drink eggs.

Only the ones that clearly need it, like yourself. I've seen bean poles stronger-looking than you!

Well.

You're weird.

[s-sips. ew.]

[if you're lucky you won't die of salmonella?]

No, I'm the best there is.

[lucky is an alien concept for the 'rai clan.]

At what?

[LAUNCHES INTO SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBqt0a8sgWM).]

[SITS THROUGH THIS. HORRIFIED. DID THERE HAVE TO BE CHEST HAIR?]

[YOU WILL HAVE CHEST HAIR BY THE TIME HE IS DONE WITH YOU.]

[BUT IT'S GROSS. what are you going to do to him.]