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[patchworksniped.livejournal.com]

[ Now isn't that a odd sight, a Xigbar with two eyes.  The right eye scarred and a (possibly quite familiar) shade of blue likely looks a little odd coupled with the absence of a eye-patch.

These 'manners' thingies must be a very abstract concept in this kitchen he shanghaied; boots on the table and too bad if that chocolate cake belonged to anyone.]

[[ooc:It's actually not a sadist muse, it's I-can't-believe-it's-not-a-sadist-muse muse.]]

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[sillywaterboy.livejournal.com]

You, uh, could say that.

[He scratches the back of his head, a little weirded out, but whatever.]

[patchworksniped.livejournal.com]

[Sniggers a bit before indicating the blue eye]
This?
Well, 'spose you weren't around for the fashion show.

[sillywaterboy.livejournal.com]

How'd you get it, Xiggy?

[patchworksniped.livejournal.com]

Found it in the labs.

I figured Vexen wasn't gonna be using it for anything, what with the being dead thing and all.

[sillywaterboy.livejournal.com]

[He made a face.]

That's... disgusting. Ugh. Nevermind, I don't want to know anymore!

[patchworksniped.livejournal.com]

[Sniggers, could be worse, he could have told the real story.]

'snot so bad, it's just an artificial eye. Could be worse, it could've been all-natural 'free-range.'

[sillywaterboy.livejournal.com]

Oh god why do you always have to do this to me ugh.

[He gulps, putting a hand in front of his face.]

[patchworksniped.livejournal.com]

There was nothing on TV.