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[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

Oh, so this is where all the cool kids go now? No wonder they call it the Hell away from Hell. But hey, baboom, I'm cool with it! As long as I can some of ya suckers down there, I might as well.

[And watch him conjure a throne in midair, sit on it, and get a wormtini.]

So any dark minions out there mind giving the oh so grand tour?

[People might want to watch out, there be heartless crawling around the area he's in.]

[ooc: Trying my hand on him. Sorry for the fail in advance.]

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[tofallinblack.livejournal.com]

Can't do anything on your own?

[Oh look, a bitty reaper. Go get him.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

Well, lookie here!

[POOF. Suddenly beside Roxas, very much draping a blue arm over his shoulder.]

What's a wee little devil like you doing here, huh, buddy? Seems this place isn't really that useless when it comes to good help.

[gotowardslight.livejournal.com]

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

[Where there's Heartless, there's Keybearers, and this one's watching with a slightly amused expression.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

And look who it is. The best friend no one cares about. Shoo, silver boy, no one cares about you.

[orhighwaters.livejournal.com]

[... uh oh. maybe he can sneak away quietly.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

Well, look who it is! Cerberus' friend!

[soracles.livejournal.com]

[Heartless? he's so on that - look at that annoyed expression on his face when he spots Hades.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

Oops, you missed a spot. And another.

[Oh look, they're multiplying.]

[erasemefriend.livejournal.com]

--It's you!

[... 'sup. It's a midget derp-- aka Ven. He looks pretty cautious right about now.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

Hello, erase boy. Not suicidal anymore? Shame.

[thiefnassassin.livejournal.com]

[Amused Namine is amused. And not too worried about the Heartless.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

What's a little chickie-poo like you doing here, huh? Wanna get your heart ripped out that badly? Hey, we can make this work.

[bulletbites.livejournal.com]

Fancy.

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

Isn't it.

[masterxehanort.livejournal.com]

I am sure you'll find an acceptable number of dark minions to accommodate your needs, Hades. You always do.

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

MX! My man! How ya doin'?

[cross-paths.livejournal.com]

[oh, hello, fellow god. Have this sungod!Roxas looking at you with a foul expression.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

Sun God, in a washed out place like this. What are the odds?

[nowudedofcute.livejournal.com]

[No dark minions here, sorry to say. Just some cats with a very unusual red marking on their black fur.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

...

... this seriously can't be the best thing this place has to offer.

*c-cough*

[vanishinghopes.livejournal.com]

[Oh what the hell are you doing here >:|]

Well, if it isn't the big man himself.

[Doesn't sound that incredibly pleased.]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

[I practically own the hell of Olympus Coliseum, honey, so shut it.]

And a little shoulder devil. Means you have a counter part somewhere. As if that's gonna change any plans, but whatever! I don't have any orders for the likes of you right now, I already got a few assassins and a gate keeper doing my job for me.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, Heartless. Fun. He's not summoning his Keyblade just yet though, watching Hades instead. ]

[snarkinggod.livejournal.com]

[Looks over. Oh lookie.]

Well. Princess. Aren't we dark today.

[summer_poprocks]

Hold still, I've got it!

[He's helping you. By dumping a bucket of water over your head to put out that fire. :Db]

Are you okay?

1/? This made my night I had to reply to it

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