Gonna live the high life

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

[It's not uncommon to find talking animals in the Dressing Room.

But what about frogs?

This one seems to be hopping around at the moment. Right in the middle of the hall, in fact!

Try not to step on him. He's royalty.]

[ooc: No spoilers here. He's from early on in the film]

Comments

I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS

[nagaxel]

[brb grabbing you by one leg and tossing you into his mouth.]

ALL IS WELL. Really. :D

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

[WHAT.

WHAT IS THIS.

Brb, trying to get out!]

Faldi faldonza!

What is the meaning of this?!

:D

[nagaxel]

[fkjsdgh spits the frog out into his hand, holding it up by one leg. frogs are not supposed to talk.]

Hsss... why can you ssspeak.

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

That is because I am not a frog!

[squiiirm... Put him down, man]

I am Prince Naveen of Maldonia--- now, if you don't mind--

[nagaxel]

[flickers his tongue for a moment, looking confused.]

But... you do not look like a human. You look like the sssmall lizardss at home, exsscept you have no tail. And lizardsss are for eating.

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[have a little girl running and very nearly squashing you, mister frog.]

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

[---Hey, hey!

Plz to not be squishing. He can't help it if he's green!]

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[it's a little too late to stop once she spots him, so she jumps right over and skids to a halt.]

Where'd you come from?

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

Ah, allow me to introduce myself.

[Lookin' all suave now.]

I am Prince Naveen of Maldonia.

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[aaah! jumps back when he starts talking, staring. she wasn't expecting that, but oh, there's the magic word--]

A prince?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

...a frog.

[ There is a redhead staring down at you, Naveen. And she's wearing pants, so no pantyshot for you. ]

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

That is where you're mistaken!

[--wait. Why is she wearing pants? Women shouldn't--]

Achidanza. Why is it you are dressed like a man?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Because it's cold and this is warmer than running around in a skirt.

[ She pauses, crouching down to see him better. ]

It's also easier to fight in pants.

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

Fight? But why would a woman wish to fight? Surely that is the job of a man-- a soldier, no?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

You must be from a pretty old fashioned world, thinking like that.

[danceoftears.livejournal.com]

[Oh, now that's interesting. Brb picking you up by one leg so as to get a better look.]

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

[Well that's not what he had in mind. Brb, trying to get loose.]

Put me down!

[danceoftears.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, not happening just yet. Also, it should be noted he doesn't look bothered by a talking frog in the least.]

Let me guess. A former prince.

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

I see my reputation precedes me.

Yes, I am Prince Naveen.

[danceoftears.livejournal.com]

Of?

Grimm!Sora, luckily frog prince is one of the less disturbing ones they did

[horrible-ending.livejournal.com]

[he usually looks down all the time so he stops before you and blinks]

...The hell is a frog doing here?

oh, neato c:

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I am no frog!

[Look, it talks!]

The solution wasn't kissing though

[horrible-ending.livejournal.com]

[not surprised]

Oh? What's your story?

[comewepucker.livejournal.com]

I was cursed, turned into a frog when I was promised money.

[horrible-ending.livejournal.com]

...And somehow I'm not shocked at all.