Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

Comments

well who can? >_>

[dawnrise]

[Narrows her eyes slightly. Bad vibes already.]

Riku. Who're you?

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Gaston, of course! I would have thought my amazing physique would have given me away.

[dawnrise]

[.........right.]

Are you new?

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

New to what?

[dawnrise]

[Oh for-]

This place.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

This is a rather strange town. Maybe a girl like you could show a guy like me around~?

[dawnrise]

It's not a town. The kitchen's that way and that's all you really need to know.

[Gestures, because she's not going anywhere with him. Creeper.]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. I'll have a steak, rare, with your best beer.

[Looks at her expectantly.]

[dawnrise]

[Are you serious?]

Lucky you, the place is always stocked. You can get it yourself.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What, no hospitality?

[He's looking her up and down as if to figure out what else she might have to offer.]

[dawnrise]

[Crosses her arms.]

This place is filled with a couple hundred people torn from their homes. Someone might help you, but you look like you can fend for yourself.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Aw, but he was busy gauging the size of your breasts.]

But a man always needs a beautiful woman to do certain things for him.

[dawnrise]

[That's a very unimpressed look on her face.]

Too bad.