Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

Comments

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ FUCK YOUR TALLNESS -- must be compensating for something. ]

Miss Tery. [ Let's see if he's smart to get that, at least. She turns around and shrugs. ] I only heard about it, but I've been wanting a look myself.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[If he is, it's not anything below the belt. ;D]

Ah, Miss Tery. Surely you would be better suited to let the real men deal with things such as this.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Oh no you didn't -- but she'll give her payback later. Let's see if this macho -- nah. Let's have fun. ]

I only wanted to see how the real mean deal with it. You know, an audience to all that testosterone.

[ ... Ew. She will never do that again. b'| ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Now, now. I couldn't let you get hurt. What would your mother say if you came home with mud on your skirts?

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing a winter cloak here. The skirt'll be fine.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

It is a bit nippy out, isn't it.

[No, his eyes did not wander a little low as he said that. You're short enough that he can stare at your tits and still make it seem as though he's looking you in the face, after all.]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ As if you can see her face -- Let's pretend we're a city girl. ]

What, it sounds like you've never been to the city of Paris before.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Au contraire, even a rugged man such as myself has been to the beautiful city built for romance.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

Then you should know that this coat, made from the best in Paris, is quite warm.

[ She's walking. Clip clop goes her heels. Wanna come along? ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He clears his throat and looks away, only to have his eyes follow the movement of her hips instead.]

It's quite flattering on you, too.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

It's not too much, is it --

You know, I never got your name. [ Only, she already knows it thanks to III. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Why, I thought for sure that everyone had heard of Gaston. That's me, by the way.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Headtilt, all pretending to try and remember the guy. It's easy to lie. She snaps her fingers later. ]

The hunter in the provincial area, right?

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Let the strutting and posturing commence!]

None other. You may feel my bicep, if you wish.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ SHE POKES THEM HARD. ]

Are they real?

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[THEY ARE LIKE ROCKS. HNNNG.]

Of course they're real.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ It isn't so tough against a scalpel, right? ]

I'm just saying. There's a lot of fakers out there, the models.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Who in the what now.]

Models? Are you a sculptor?

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Headshake. ]

Nope, but people that design clothing back in Paris need a perfect body to test them on -- break it in and all.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

If a perfect body is what you need, look no further.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

Aren't we the amazing one.

[ She totally steals that line from III, motioning with a finger to bend down so she can reach his face. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[A kiss? Ooh, ooh, he can come down to your height for that.]

You expected anything less?

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ As if. She makes people beg for her lips, but instead she leans forward to whisper in his ear, gloved fingers on his jaw. IT'S EXPERIMENT TIME.

Will this action work? ]

Maybe, but you have to impress me, you know. How do I know the stories are true?

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Catches that hand and places a kiss on the back of it, giving her a clearly suave look.]

That shouldn't be hard at all for a man such as myself.

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ How charming. She moves that kissed hand away to pat his cheek. ]

I'm a hard woman to impress. [ And we're walking, again. Down the hall. ]