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[ A certain little Kairi has decided today is a good day to poll the dressing room. She's snatched a thick pad of paper and some red and green markers from the art room, which she's carrying around in bag thrown over her shoulder. Her cat - a lanky orange tabby - is following her around, and by the look (and sound) of things, Kairi has tied some silver bells to his collar. Maybe that's why he looks so cranky.

Now, they're patrolling the main room and surrounding areas, occasionally going up to someone and tugging on their (or perhaps your) sleeve, or shirt, or whatever happens to be in reach for a little girl. ]

What's your favorite part of Christmas?

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[ruffles her hair and bounces her back to his shoulder]

Don't suppose you've seen Belle around, have you?

[oof-]

Who's Belle?

Why, she's the most beautiful girl from my town. A little strange, but being married to one as great as me would have more than made up for that!

Ohhhh. That's okay! What's she look like, Mister... umm.

Gaston. She's got long, beautiful hair the shade of the deer on my wall, and hips just right for.. Well, they're very nice.

[blinks at him.]

Why d'you have deers on your wall, Mister Gaston?

[sets Kairi down and pulls his gun off his back, twirling it one-handed before taking up a shooting stance]

I shot them, of course! You're looking at the finest hunter you'll ever meet.

[she's seen guns before, but using them for that?]

You shot 'em?

[puts the gun away and stands with his hands on his hips, very proud of himself]

Yes indeed, little lady. There's nothing like coming home to all your trophies hanging on the wall, and a nice rug in front of the fire.

A deer's not a trophy!

[she's horrified.]

Of course it is! The more points to its antlers, the better it is. Why, I must have at least fifteen in my bedroom alone.

[he doesn't seem to notice.]

You have fifteen deers in your bedroom?

[wondering if he sleeps on them.]

Oh, not the whole deer. Just their heads! I put them up on the walls, you know. I use antlers in all of my decorating, after all.

[slaps her hands to her face with a horrified gasp.]

You cut off their heads?!

Well I'm not going to stuff the whole deer for mounting! That would be a sad waste of good steaks.

[her eyes just got huge.]

Steaks are deer?

Or cows. Depends on what you're shooting, really!

But--

[you're going to make her cry at this rate.]

Tell you what, the next trophy I bring home, I'll give it to you. Every girl likes presents!

But I don't want a deer head!

I guess that would be a little large for someone your size... Maybe I'll just bring you a rabbit instead. Stuffed, of course.

... Like a toy?

[stuffed animals are plushies, right?]

I suppose you could play with it, but the fur might come out. No, no, it'd be a trophy, like the deer.

[another horrified gasp. how could you shoot a bunny?]

So what color do you want, little girl?

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