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'tis the season

[Wandering down the hallway is a cranky-looking young man with a pink ribbon tied haphazardly in his ponytail. He's in a bad mood, and thus quite distracted and not paying attention to his surroundings. Though, judging by the look on his face, you might not want to pick a fight with him either.]

[Ri is staggering down a blood-splattered hallway, just on this side of passing out. Darkness and blood are practically pouring from his mangled left arm and it looks he's got various other bites on scattered parts of his body. Please don't scream. :/]

[OOC: So I herd u liek cannibalism. There's a Vexen who has been recruited to take a bite out of Ri by Pedoluxia.]

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[Though, even if you were paying attention to your surroundings Vexen has an unfortunate habit of coming out of absolutely nowhere. For example, dropping from ceiling.♥
Do note the gaudy dress sense ~~or lack of~~ and attempts to use you as a scratching post.]

*he grunts and nearly falls when you drop on him, but his instincts kick in and he throws himself backwards against a wall to smash you against it*

SONOVABITCH!

[He does so like it when people agree to play his game.]
Hello.
[with a slight giggle he'll be digging in some claws and aiming to kick you off him.]

*and this is him snarling, and there's a sudden burst of Darkness as he shifts to Dark Mode, his armor now covering nearly every inch of his body*

Goodbye!

[ooc:before internet ate my post, was going to ask if Ri would be able to hold Lexaeus or Xaldin down (full strength, no handicaps) without physical strain or magic use. Since physical strength and combat strength are different despite holding a correlation.
Do watch out for those teeth ~~particularly if you're attached to that arm he went for~~ since they do tend to manage to crush through bone, leather, wood, and some metals without much difficulty if given half a second. ~~who knows what it would do to the armour, maybe nothing but there's a good deal of force behind it]~~]

*okay that was completely surprising because Ri wasn't expecting such a thing from a Vexen, and he screams in pain and rage, managing to buck you off and throw you off, clutching his wounded arm, which is definitely mangled beneath the armor*

[Hyde thought that was pretty damn funny, but since there's an actual goal as opposed to... say the games with Xaldin, he'll stick to business. Gulping down whatever meat he managed to take off you (if any at all) and pulling a disappearing act as soon as his footing is regained from the throw to try to put some of those claws into your gut from behind.]

[ooc:kay, I was just getting my head filled with mental images of Sora absolutely crushing Riku in arm wrestling which induced mass giggles.
I find myself wondering how well a darkness drain would work on Hyde since his 'canon' as it were when put in KH terms could suggest very odd things about the light and darkness content.that whole Hyde is love thing is weeeeeiiiiird]

*Ri is definitely on the defensive no, calling Soul Eater into his unwounded hand; you didn't get any meat but his arm is practically useless and once he smells you behind him, he whirls around, his blade cutting through the air and aimed at your gut*

Fuck you, bastard! I'll give you a fight!

[Blood could use swallowing anyway, hard to fight with the mouth full and all. Since he's not being hindered my multiple blows to the head the attack seemed a bit slow to him, just a matter of stepping back a bit right? However guessing the arc wrong cost him part of his ~~fabulous~~ gaudy suit jacket ~~which is far more valued than the nick of skin he lost~~ which gets a few cards thrown at you. They may be sharp and deadly, but without his Halloween costume, the aim isn't all that great to get anything vital even if you don't manage to swat them all down.]

Try to make it a good game.

*yeah he's not taking chances and throws up a shield even as he dodges those cards, let's see if you like it hot*

DARK FIRAGA!

*can has dark fire nao?*

[GAH! Burning! Not as painful as the close encounters with explosives, but his poor suit D: ~~priorities, he ttly has them~~]
This was clean this morning.
[Again with the throwing but this time he's using it as a distaction from him jumping at you from the ceiling.]

*he's ready for you this time, managing to jump back a good way to put a large amount of space between him and you, trying not to favor his wounded arm as he brings up Soul Eater to defend himself and take another swing if you get closer*

You'll just have to do the laundry then.

hmm, don't think so.
[will make a bit of a show over readjusting the damaged suit if you let him]
That's 'daddy's job.

Cannibalism, now there's a philosophical can of worms depending on if Hyde is classifiable as human

I have no idea how strong Vexen is btw D:

I think last time it was checked he was about on par with Lex, he may have 'grown' since halloween

well, Ri is definitely stronger than the 4th CoM fight by now XD;;

god damn it internet, I hate re-typing posts when half asleep

awww poor you ;o; *kicks your internet*

should probably ask, how much damage are we looking to do?

a good fight, maybe a bite, but no limb-loss; Ri runs away when he's losing XD;;

fair enough; 'tsall good

and then when Ri goes down, Axel will show up to kick your ass 8D;;

There may be a line, there was a few Axels looking to kick his arse last I checked (sorry html fail)

Ri's getting omnomed he's allowed to move his Axel to the head of the line >.>;;

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awww poor you ;o; kicks your internet