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[wannabeforgiven.livejournal.com]

[What's this? Cloud is out and about? Gasp! He seems to be... searching? But he's trying to not seem suspicious... and failing. He's still not even sure what he should do if he finds what he's looking for... but he feels he should do something.]

(ooc: any and all Roxae will be stopped and questioned.)

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[wannabeforgiven.livejournal.com]

[Clueless Cloud was in tube for four years during puberty and is clueless. Damn you Hojo.]

Distract her how?

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Well it's time you learnt a few lessons Cloud!

Feels almost like facepalming.]

Looks like you've still got a lot to learn about girls, huh Cloud?

[wannabeforgiven.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Oh. That's what he meant.]

I-it's not my fault.

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Puts an arm around Clouds shoulders. There is no escape.]

Ah. Well, fear not! I'll teach you everything you need to know!

[wannabeforgiven.livejournal.com]

[Cloud's face = :/ While he knows Zack is good with women, he's not exactly sure Zack's way would work for him.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Better than Clouds way of, OMG A GIRL I NEED TO HIDE.

Okay he may be exaggerating a little there...]

What's with the look? I'm telling you, everything will be fine. Now come on.

[Drags him somewhere where he can teach Cloud about women. Maybe a kitchen. Cause chances are he'll need a drink after this.]

[wannabeforgiven.livejournal.com]

[dfgthygfds what why is he dragged everywhere.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Because you walk too slow. Now sit down.]

Alright. First thing's first. You and Tifa hang out a lot right? Have you noticed how she behaves around you? This is important.

[wannabeforgiven.livejournal.com]

...She behaves like herself. [Seriously confused and stuff. You would have much better luck with Tifa.]

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[SIGH.]

Okay...Uh, does she take any extra care of how she looks? Just something simple, like, fixing her hair a little, or a slight adjustment of her clothes? Just small things like that.

[wannabeforgiven.livejournal.com]

[What he doesn't notice these kinds of things.]

I... don't think so?

[willprotectthem.livejournal.com]

[Well, according to mun, they happen. The hair one does at least. Your Cloud is oblivious. :|

Hmm...Zack must think. STAND BACK.]

Well then, do you know the things she seems to enjoy? Like, an activity of some sort, or maybe going out somewhere nice?

[How's Cloud gonna be able to distract her from worrying if he's not taking notice of the little things?!]