WORST IDEA EVER

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

[cue the dark corridor and then a Larxene stepping out, seeming to have been talking to someone]

No, I told you before, the zipper goes AROUND. You have trouble hearing some...times...oh what in the hell?

[looks around, noticing the abundance of some people]

Did Vexen go crazy with his test-tube baby experiment? This is like five million kinds of wrong up in here. Oi, what do you think M-

[looks back to the wisps of what was left of the dark corridor, waving her hand several times to try and recall it, ]<]

...Fuck. My. Life.


[ooc:OKAY SO I'm bored and decided HEY let's make a larxene from Organization LIX. If you've heard it, you'll know she's horrid. If you haven't here's some things to worry for: If you walk on two legs and are not exceedingly creepy/don't have a black cloak (excusing Marluxia)/aren't a playable male character (sora/riku/etc) she may possibly hit on you; also she's absolutely psy-thefucking-cotic; and she is not the brightest but definitely the perviest bulb in the shed...yeeeeeaaaaaah. Also LIX rapes canon more than plotholes and retcons in other Square games so have fun trying to convince her something is the way it should be.]

Comments

[seasides]

[...wonderful, another Larxene. he's hoping she's not as bad as the male one, and will give her the benefit of the doubt.]

New, huh.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

What do you mean new?

[seasides]

New, as in, new here to the dressing room, which is where you are now.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

There are far too few half naked people for my liking for this to be a dressing room.

[seasides]

Eh, that's just what they call it. There are an abundance of walk-in closets, though.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

How retarded.

[seasides]

Yeah, well. You're stuck here now like everyone else.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

Oh you must be joking! I can't just sit here, I'll miss my new package of BDSM gear, and I can't trust anyone else in the Organization to sign for that stuff.

[seasides]

Because I really wanted to know that.

[resisting the urge to drag a hand over his face here.]

Your package will be fine, time rarely passes outside of this place.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

Heh, not my problem if you can't deal with it.

How would anyone know that if everyone's stuck here smart guy?

[seasides]

Because people can go home, they just don't usually do so on their own. It can happen when you get killed, but only sometimes.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

...That's gay. Like gayer than Axel in room full of Roxases..es.es..Roxai?
Eh, whatever.

[seasides]

Roxae or Roxai are the general terms around here, considering there are several hundred of them.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

...Considering I don't smell the horrible ick of spunk everywhere due to that, you guys must have good ventilation.

[seasides]

[makes a face.]

Not everyone is the same as they are in your world.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

And I bet at least enough of them are to make my comment true anyways. I mean you DID say several hundred after all. You can't have that many around and there not be a couple dozen that are insipid testosterone driven teenagers with thoughts on at least two things, and one of them is sex.

[seasides]

Oh, no, it definitely still happens, but I don't think it's ever been so bad that it smelled like that. Besides, this place is huge. Infinite, even.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

Hopefully it stays that way then.

[seasides]

Uh-huh.

[doesn't care, really.]

So do you want a tour, or should I just leave you to explore?

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

Do you WANT to give me a tour~?

[seasides]

Not particularly, no, but I tend to offer a basic tour to all new people.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

I'll get around on my own.

[seasides]

Alright then, good luck settling in.

[conspiracyiv.livejournal.com]

You're one to talk, what with the supposed dead and all.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

[ignores what you said]

Vexen! You crazy backwards ass horror movie mad scientist reject, what did you do! And what in the name of Kingdom Hearts are you WEARING?

[conspiracyiv.livejournal.com]

[wince because damn you're loud]
I did nothing, if anyone blame Xigbar... and possibly Luxord.
[ignoring comments on the outfit because it's there for practicality not fashioneven if it was completely 'fashionable' on the world he got it from]

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

Oh please, Xigbar isn't dumb enough to do anything to me without knowing he'd lose some very valuable "assets", and Luxord I get along with...barely.

[conspiracyiv.livejournal.com]

However what has been messed up as it were, is space and time.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

Except you would invent something to mess with me, I know it.

[conspiracyiv.livejournal.com]

Possible, but as I said before, you are supposed to be dead.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

I'm not and am never going to be dead, you're obviously high.

[conspiracyiv.livejournal.com]

If that makes you 'feel' better about it.

[dontndbatteries.livejournal.com]

It helps me pretend to feel better about it, or it would if it wasn't obviously true.