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So, what're the chances of me borrowing two Axels for a bit? Roxas wants a show, and I'm planning on giving him one. 3 Axels vs. Marluxia. How does that sound~?

Feel free to watch, too. It'll be immensely fun.

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...Why?

Because Roxas asked me to.

And yet I still don't care. I have better things to do than help you desperately try to impress the boy you have a boner for.

... are you sure that you didn't turn into Xemnas overnight?

And who cares if I want to impress Roxas? At least I don't have a boner for a six year old.

Hardly, though I see his point that "everyone is retarded and gay".

...she told me she was seventeen.

Retarded, not so much. Except for Zexion and that feminine version of yourself, of course.

That's what they all say. Don't pass go, don't collect 200 munny.

No. No I'm quite sure most everyone here is beyond retarded. You're trying to coax me to fight you--not even effectively, mind you--acting upon the vague hope that Roxas will finally put out. Dear lord, if you're so deprived of any company besides your hand, those trillions of photos you have of Roxas, and your shame, for the love of god go buy a hooker. Or if you're so determined, go slaughter that sin against existence that dares to wear my face and that fashion disaster.

Simply put: I give up. You fagtarded fuckwits have won. I'm going to go finish off the reefer with Zexion.

... I'm married. If I want Roxas to 'put out,' all I have to do is go and ask.

And I can't believe you're buddies with Zexion. Are you that desperate?

No, we're not buddies. We just like to make one of our acquaintances horny for us.

You understand.

... nope, can't say that I do.

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