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[One of the kitchens is occupied by a slightly bent figure, who's busy pulling out a fresh tray of cookies from the oven. She knows this isn't the castle she was in moments ago, but that doesn't bother her at all. After all, she was here before.]

[ooc: h-hi guys! so um, used to rp here a looooong time ago. decided to stop by here once in a while to see if I still got it in me to rp. ~~also I blame a certain someone~~]

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Your Majes-... Lyra, ma'am.

[Terra's taking up a post at a nearby wall to watch out for any threats. Guarding the granny and those cookies ~~which he will never, ever, ever admit smell delicious~~? Definitely.]

... Terra, what did I tell you about the armor?

[No armors in the kitchen, Mister. Look at Ven. He's free to talk and come and go as he pleases.]

[But that's Ven. He can get away with inhaling cookies and striking up happy chats with people.]

... Sorry.

[Said with a sigh as he finally dismisses the armor. He leans back against the wall and crosses his arms. This is how grown men sulk.]

[And you can get away with what? Talking to princesses? I see Cinderella is particularly fond of you.

No sulking either. You get a giant plate of cookies.]

Take your share and save the rest for Ventus and Aqua.

[Aw, that was so many years ago and things didn't end well and- and... Well, yeah, Cinderella and I had a thing going.

He'll be shaking his head at the cookies. Must resist, must show restraint. Master could be watching.]

Thank you, but I shouldn't.

[... isn't she married. Terra why.

Nooo, you like the cookies. And I dare Eraqus to get his ass in here, he overworks you three too much.]

Why not?

[... Not that kind of thing. That was Auror- never mind.

Grandma versus Samurai-wannabe. She'd probably win, too.]

Ah... I... already ate?

[... for the love of Kingdom Hearts, please tell me the dwarves are untouched.

She was a top spell caster during her time. And spell casters > keyblade wielders wearing ~~pant-skirts~~ hakamas. Look at you and Aqua.]

Oh that's too bad.

[HURT LOOK IS A GO. HOW DARE YOU HURT HER FEELINGS.]

[I don't pretend to know what Master Xehanort was up to when he stopped by that world.

Hey now, I could take Aqua! ... Probably. Maybe. ~~If she had a sprained ankle or wrist or got distracted or was slowed down by Unversed or something.~~]

...

[WHAT. Don't give him that face, Lyra. Augh, grimace. You old folks are all the same. So manipulative. It was darkness with Xehanort and it's cookies with you. Conspiracy.]

... I might have room for one or two.

[Who else have you not touched, Terra. Who.

You're still several levels lower. Aqua fights with heels on, Terra. Can you do that?

I deny this accusation and present you with cookies, young one. Because the Light side has them. The Dark side only has ass-capes.]

Please, help yourself.

[Does being touched count or not?

I fight with the hakama on! Doesn't the risk of tripping earn me any points?

Don't forget power. So much power over there on the Dark side. With their ass-capes and Boots Of Evil. But he'll slowly take a single cookie and hold it. Feeling less hurt yet?]

I haven't had cookies in... a while.

[Who would even touch you.

Sadly, no, since Eraqus could have taught you how to avoid tripping. poor Aqua had to grow in a world of men.

But the Dark side always loses.]

Really? That's a shame. I should teach your Aqua how to make these, so she can for you and your Ventus.

[Maleficent.

Oh, woe is her. Surrounded by testosterone, keys, and the occasional princess.

I don't know about that.]

... My Aqua and my Ven aren't around anymore.

[Cookie nibble. Hmm, not bad.]

[... someone needs a leash on that woman.

Looks at him for a few seconds.]

That is rather unfortunate.

[Seriously.

Working on his cookie. Taking very precise bites off the edges.]

I'm not sure they ever were... here, that is.

[And sneaking a second cookie, even though he isn't done with the first yet.]

Don't be shy, take more if you want. I doubt Eraqus would ban you from sugary things. You're all old enough to know what's good for you.

[Disapproving frown at Eraqus' name, oho.]

[Silence and cookie munching. Know what's good for him, right right. He takes one more of the ~~wonderful~~ cookies and tucks it into the pocket of his hakama-thing.]

Thank you. Should I let him know you're here if I see him?

Actually, yes. It's been a while since our last conversation.

[And a little discussion on why Ven looks so tired lately, mhm. She doesn't care if she spoils the three of them as much as she spoils Kairi.]

I'll be sure to do that then.

[It will be an epic conversation. Cookies and love versus rules and training.]

Apart form missing your friends, how are you faring in this world?

[Have you seen the grandmother in Madagascar? Add in level over 9000 magic. She's that scary when you anger her.]

Well enough, I guess. I've had a lot of time for training.

[... Have mercy on Eraqus. He can't begin to compare to that.]

Done anything apart from that, that is?

[Don't let her catch him overworking his apprentices then ♥ ]

Not really, no.

[He'll take to overworking them in secret.]

You only have one shot in life, Terra. You should make the most of it.

[And if Ven comes running to her complaining, Eraqus better be wearing crotch armor. Because he'll need it.]

... I already took my shot, actually.

[Munch, munch. Managed to chew the cookie into the shape of a star. Creativity.]

I missed the mark, too.

[Eraqus's armor does appear to just barely cover his crotch. It's like he knew he should be prepared for hits below the belt.]

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/nudges LJ

been dying a lot lately.

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