http://imaskellington.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] imaskellington.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2009-11-01 11:36 am

the funk of forty thousand years

[And just like last year, the main room has been cleared out for a Grand Halloween Ball! There's music playing, food for every monster/animal/zombie you are dressed up as, and a few dancing skeletons to liven up the mood.

Also. Don't go to the dance floor alone.

Because you will find yourself dancing the "Thriller" automatically :}

Kiddies, feel free to go trick or treating!]


HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-04 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Stating the obvious, I see. Hello, Larxene.

[he's already gotten into her pants, so he doesn't have to put any effort into charming her now that he's gotten what he wanted]

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Dick.]

Hello, Marluxia. Hope you don't expect me to sit on your lap.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[you weren't complaining last night-]

I don't think this chair could support the both of us.

[sweet, sweet smile.]

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[sweet, entirely insincere smile in return.]

You did not just call me fat.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Tsk, tsk. Is your weight such a sensitive issue? Perhaps you could get a few tips from Axel.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[switching her tail like a cat's, sparks dancing at the end]

Perhaps you could go jump off a cliff. I'm sure there's one in here somewhere.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
At least I wouldn't bounce when I hit the bottom.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[he's actually managed to plant a seed of doubt in her mind as to whether she got enough of the baby weight off. >:]

Really? The room has to be saying something by sticking you in that costume.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[his mission is complete then]

It must be my charming personality.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You keep telling yourself that.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't need to. You, however... Well, I wouldn't be surprised if this place purposely forgot to put a mirror in your rooms.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I have one. I'm guessing you don't, because you'd never leave it.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need a mirror to tell me how good I look. You're doing a fine job on your own.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Just because you're vain doesn't mean you look good.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
At least I don't look like a rodent.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
No, you look like a fat man in a stupid suit. I'll take the ears, thanks.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, at least I'm loved by children around the world. You, they'd probably cry until someone shot you.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Loved" by children. Right. You sick fuck.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-06 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one who visits them in their sleep at night.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-07 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I've heard.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-07 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Shame on you, Larxene. Are you listening to dirty gossip again?

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-07 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I found out why you were locked up.

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Has your mind slipped in your old age? I've not been locked up.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2009-11-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[she does wonder if she got the right one but-]

Excuse me? "Old age?"

[identity profile] thornpricked.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
They do say the mind starts to slip as you get older. I thought perhaps you had accelerated the phenomenon.