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[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

[what's this? in one of the common areas, an ancient-looking candle on a stand has appeared, next to another stand that has a rather... interesting-looking book under glass. it's bound with human skin, for those that can tell. there's a plaque sticking out from the candle's stand that reads:

Black Flame Candle - Made from the fat of a hangman. Legend says that on a full moon it will raise the spirits of the dead when lit by a virgin on Halloween night.

Do you light it?]

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[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

[a sudden wind picks up as the candle does indeed burn with a black flame, and there's a crack of thunder and lightning. suddenly there's a loud cackle and three women in really old fashioned dresses are bursting through the door]

You see sisters! My curse worked perfectly!

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFF--he's on the other side of the room with keyblade in hand, okay]

What? What just happened? I just--[lit a candle? ...nope!

plan: deny everything. act cool] ...

Who are you?

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

Winnie~? I smell a child!

[oh look, the fat one has just zeroed in on you, and now all three of them are looking right in your direction. the redhead looks calculating (she's adding up how old you look to be) and the blonde looks excited]

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

... [totally offended. and slightly disturbed] I'm not a child.

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[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

Winnie? Can I play with him? Just a little...?

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

No! Can't you see he's far too old?

[elbows her sister, and stalks toward you]

He must be the virgin who lit the black flame candle. We should... reward him for setting us free!

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[dawnward.livejournal.com]

Play? And how did you know I was a v--[okay, stopping right there]

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about. [stands his ground] And that's enough. I don't want to have to stop you...ladies.

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[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

Stop us? And whatever do you think you could do, boy?

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

[while Winifred is looking snarky, Mary will just be inching closer to give your arm a little poke or two]

Are you sure, Winnie? He seems so well fed...

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[doesn't want to just beat on old people women] I know plenty of spells that can do the job, but I'm not here to fi--hey! [swats at Mary's hand] Excuse me.

ooc: can has animal tiems?

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

[you get a snarling bark in return for that swat, and Mary getting up in your personal space, with Sarah doing the same from the other side, and her hands miiight be straying a little yes that was her hand pinching your butt]

You hear that, girls? He knows spells he says! As if I haven't got spells of my own!

[that book under glass? yeah, she's tapping at that glass, cooing at the book inside to wake it up- oh look, it has an eye!]

ooc: i vote yes :Db

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

I'm warning you, don't--I BEG YOUR PARDON. [practically jumps out of his skin. points an angry finger at Sarah] That was uncalled for.

And I promise you, I've more than enough training to handle three old ba--...that book has an eye. [and that's gross] Why does that have an eye? Is it alive? ...a book can't be alive, it doesn't have any organs.

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[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

Old? Sisters, did you hear what he called you!? I think this calls not for a reward, but for some punishment.

[yes, that book is alive and she's pulling it out of the glass case and cooing for it to give her something good, looking positively gleeful when the pages flip on their own, opening to one on form changing]

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

What's he gonna be, Winnie? A snake? A worm?

[ooh, the sisters on either side of you are looking particularly bloodthirsty now]

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

What? And what? [honestly thinks all of you are crazy but he's not dumb enough to stand around and let crazy people touch him] Alright, I've had enough of this. I'm leaving.

[he's not above shoving the more disturbing sisters aside to try to get to the door] And old is exactly what you are. And weird.

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

Not so fast, boy! Sisters!

[how do you like that bolt of purely evil magic zapping you? while you recover, the other two sisters will be running over to join Winifred. ever been a toad before? 8)]

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[ends up flat on his face, because...ow. his head is still spinning as he tries to push himself back up.

and no, he has not. DB the Disney movie with the amphibian hasn't come out yet]

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

[Winifred will give you one last zap before calling her sisters to order. the three of them will just be over here, grinning maliciously as they chant to shrink your bones and twist your muscles into the body of a toad, but still retain your own mind so you can... enjoy your punishment]

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[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't know what they're doing but it hurts way more than he thought it would and is the room getting bigger--?]

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

...

[what just happened]

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

[you just got pwned by three old ladies. Sarah's going to run right over with a squeal to pick you up now. 8)]

Ooh! Can I eat him?

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[this day could have gone better, yes. SQUIRMS] No, you can't! Let go! [oh god his eyes are pointing in different directions and everything is a weird color]

[lil-hocus-pocus.livejournal.com]

[it's okay, Winifred will be whacking Sarah upside the back of her head before she can turn that dangle she has you in, into dropping you into her mouth, which lands you on the floor instead.]

Don't eat that! You don't even know where it's been.

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[normally he'd have something to say about how perfect his personal hygiene is, but after that painful splat his main concern is just getting AWAY as fast as possible.

flops/drags/rolls toward the exit]