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[annnd here's Kai, dressed like a ninja (not Naruto himself, just that outfit) because someone apparently decided he should look like he's fresh out of his boyfriend's universe. he's... uh. well, he's standing on the wall. yes. and thoroughly enjoying himself, even as he loses control and falls; he was only a couple feet up, after all. and he's standing to try again.]

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[hey man he has exploding paper on him and also kunai, so he's not exactly worried.]

I guess we'll just have to disagree there.

[hey hey I'm the kunai person here.]

That's a shock.

[brb ripping a chunk of his 'face' off.]

[too bad because I AM A NINJA.]

...that's disgusting.

[for now. once he's got a good rip in the flesh it peels away pretty easily!]

Isn't it?

[ewwwwwwww.]

Suits you perfectly.

[lets the skin drop to the floor, grinning. you can see his actual face under there.]

Costume wouldn't be so bad if it came with pants.

[ew his actual face-]

It's a dress, not a shirt.

Really. I hadn't noticed. Your point, princess?

[flicks blood from his fingers on to the wall, lurching forward.]

There'd be no reason for it to come with pants.

[idly slips a kunai out of his weapon pouch, twirling it a bit in his hand. his outfit belongs to someone higher-ranked, so he's gotten some good reflexes out of this.]

I realize that.

[damn boy you got some skill- I mean. hmph. crashes to lean against the wall, because it's that or limp around like a hunchback.]

Didn't sound like it.

[pffft.]

Can't walk properly, huh.

I can walk just fine.

[traces a finger over some of those vein-like markings. what is this 'properly' you speak of?]

But not like normal?

[looking far too amused~.]

No, not like 'normal'.

[his tone sounds sweet, but he's fantasizing about slicing your face off. ♥]

[well at least that part's normal. ♥]

Too bad.

[he'd try it, too, but he's aware that he's at a severe disadvantage right now.]

[and that's exactly why he's so relaxed.]

So what are you supposed to be? Any idea?

[maybe he'll just get you after the spell--]

A nurse from hell? How should I know?

[you say that like he hasn't kept his training up~~.]

You probably have more of a chance of knowing than me.

Well I don't. All I know is that it gets a little more disgusting every day.

[peels off a little more of that 'mask'.]

So that comes back?

[insert Nelson laugh--]

I've cut it off about ten times now.

[bitch I will cut you--]

Fun times.

[haha no. you won't. :3]

You have no idea.

[I WILL THINK ABOUT IT.]

You're right. I got lucky with my costume this year~.

[YOU ALWAYS DO.]