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[don't mind him, he's just

stuck in a net hanging from the ceiling, in the middle of a hallway. there's not enough room to summon his Keyblade in there, and he can't break the netting any other way, since he doesn't know any spells.]

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There wasn't anything on the floor though.

[sighs melodramatically]

I suppose I could let you out. But this would mean we're even for you letting me out of the stone room.

[he doesn't see a problem with that!]

Okay.

[better hold still, because the scythe he's pulled out is incredibly sharp as it slices a line through the ropes, coming close to your skin]

[tries to flinch away from it even though he's falling now, hitting the floor with a thud.]

Ow...

[doesn't make a move to help you up]

Do take care not to get caught by such a trap again. Next time I don't have to let you down.

[stands, rubbing his butt with a frown. somehow, he doesn't much feel like saying thanks.]

[he could think of ways you could show him your gratitude were you to tempt him...]

[aaaaaa pedoface. also he's totally oblivious and mostly just looking a bit confused right now, so.]

[crosses his arms]

Well, since I'm obviously not going to get so much as a thank you, I'll be on my way.

...sorry. Thanks.

[8|a]

That's better. Why don't you run along and find Saix now. I believe one of them was looking for you earlier.

Saix...? Why?

Said something about furthering your sexual education. Do me a favor and ask him what snowballing is.

What's "sexual"?

[derp.]

[oh no you don't]

That's a question better answered by Saix.

Why?

Because Saix is the one who wants to teach you, so save your questions for him. Now shoo. I have things to do.

Okay.

[doot doot, heading off now. there's a good chance that by the time he finds Saix he'll forget what he was supposed to be taught, but. oh well.]

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