The trials and tribulations of a Daddy

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

[This daddy is wandering down the hallways, looking for a certain doctor-ish Riku to consult about Sora's pregnancy, which is nearing its end. He's rather distracted though, by the fact that his nose is in a parenting magazine as he walks. He's also muttering to himself, and looks worried.]


... as long as Sora doesn't break my arm again...


[OOC: Ri is indeed looking for a certain doctor-ish!Riku, but everyone is free to interrupt his search. He will share his paranoid worries good news with you!]

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[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*... another silver-haired person*

Yeah, a couple years ago. I suppose I deserved it, at least that was what he was yelling when he did it.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[the one you had to cage, even!]

What on earth could you have done to deserve that? Or even make Sora do such a thing?

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

... well, he was in labor.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Sora got... pregnant?

[this would be the sound of a brain breaking as he takes that in, right before he passes out cold from the news]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*.................... well that was sort of unexpected, and he rolls up his magazine to stuff it in a back pocket, then goes to move you to a sofa*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[someone is going to be freaking out about their Sora getting pregnant later, oh yes. the age gap hasn't really sunk in]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*lays you out on the sofa then, looking a bit amused*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[are you plotting to see how many get weirded out by the supposedly dead guy on the couch?]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*no, he's just amused that you fainted since he's sure you've met Sora and Rikka before*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[he has, but what is this thing called memory. it's been a while since he's seen you guys 8|]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*not his fault you're a forgetful vampire*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[does the younger you already know Sora's pregnant then]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*he's been told but doesn't believe it*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[maybe he will when Riku demands to know if they're using protection]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*nope still thinks he's infertile and he isn't wrong*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[well this one is still a virgin, so how do you explain the pregnant Sora?]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*handpuppets?*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[well if you didn't do it and he didn't do it-]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*like hell the naga did it!*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[fff no way, he'd join you in that hunt]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*it makes him emorage when he thinks about it*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[they can go naga-hunting sometime if it'll make him feel better]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*but then Sora would get angry :/*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

[good point. they can use nerf guns instead of something lethal?]

[windup-daddy.livejournal.com]

*... naga!Saix has two babies though*