not your average bunny

[summer_poprocks]

[luckily this one didn't get handcuffed to anyone. unfortunately, he did get hit with a spell. ever since he left his room this morning, Roxas has been trapped in this, complete with fake rabbit accessories and heels. he's terribly embarrassed, trying to get his door open and tug the skirt down at the same time. he's not having much success with either, if that hint of pink ruffle is anything to go by]

Please, please, please...

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[summer_poprocks]

[gives a soft whine of embarrassment and slides down to the floor, his legs stretched out in front of him- oh geez, he didn't even notice before now that the room had been so kind as to shave his legs to make him look even more girly-]

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[Brb laughing.]

[summer_poprocks]

I should have just stayed in bed.

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[Pfft. Holds a hand out to help him back to his feet.]

Come on. I'll teach you how to walk in those.

[summer_poprocks]

[takes your hand reluctantly, because he knows he probably couldn't have gotten back up that easily without help]

Why do girls wear these things anyway?

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

Well, it can make your legs look slimmer, your stomach flatter. And makes you feel much more feminine.

[Chuckles and helps him back up.]

[summer_poprocks]

[sulking now, because he likes his manly legs and his stomach was already flat 8|]

Much more feminine than I would ever want to feel.

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

Well these sort of things dont usually last long. So you shouldn't have to deal with it for much longer.

Now. You want to put your heel down first, then your toes. Don't plop them down at the same time, and don't put your toes down first. Once your weight is on the balls of your feet, shift your weight forward, as if you're walking on your tip toes.

[summer_poprocks]

[attempts this somewhat half-heartedly, because he keeps imagining his Sora cracking up if he ever found out about this; as a result he's still mostly plopping as he watches his feet]

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[Sighs.]

Do you want to fall over again? If you dont walk in them properly, you can actually do damage to your ankles, knees, and even your back.

[summer_poprocks]

I didn't know these things were so dangerous. Why don't girls just... suck in their stomach instead?

[actually trying now, and that was actually an honest question. someone does not have much girl-experience ;;]

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[Small smile.]

Well, most girls just like how it looks. I dont really wear high heels often though. Really only on special occasions.

[Nods.]

Much better. Now, take small, slow steps, making sure not to bend your knees any more than you normally would. Wearing high heels tend to shorten your stride a bit. The taller the heel, the shorter the stride ends up being.

[summer_poprocks]

[this explanation actually makes a bit of sense to him, and he works on forcing himself to take smaller steps than he usually would]

How tall do they wear these? I mean, is there someone out there taking steps so small they might as well be on their toes?

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[She chuckles.]

I think there is. The world of high heels can be a frightening place.

/sleeps

[summer_poprocks]

You don't have to tell me that twice. I definitely agree.

[after the comments about all those injuries he could get with these things, he's going to be very careful to follow your advice]

Sleep well! ^^

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[Good.]

Also, try to just sit down and rest every now and then. Normally, you shouldn't wear high heels for a very long time. But seeing as you're stuck in them, it'd be a good idea to take a rest every now and then.

o/

[summer_poprocks]

That sounds smart, since I'm not used to walking like this.

[keeps trying doors, until they're close to a main area. he really, really doesn't want to go out there but there doesn't seem to be anywhere else to go]

Late reply is late. :<

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

Just. Try not to seem bothered by it. This stuff happens all the time. People wont care of you dont.

it's ok :3

[summer_poprocks]

[he's still nervous]

I don't suppose you'd tell me how many people are out there?

^^

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[Nods and walks over to have a look.]

...There's a few Roxae out there. A Sora. Aaaand, a Namine.

[Turns back to look at him.]

[summer_poprocks]

[takes a deep breath and straightens, trying to make himself look like he doesn't care but that blush likely says otherwise]

Here goes nothing, I guess.

[steps out, inwardly bracing himself for the worst]

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[She'll just follow. And hope that nobody laughs too much.]

[summer_poprocks]

[he can hear some chuckling and is gathering a few stares, but no one is actually mocking him. he's quick to turn down another hall to get out of there, leaning with his back against the wall as his nerves calm down]

That wasn't as bad as I thought it might be, at least.

[nobody-heart.livejournal.com]

[Smiles.]

See? Just act like everything's normal.

[summer_poprocks]

It would have been harder if you hadn't explained how to walk in shoes like these.

[gives you a small, shy smile]