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[Bother. It was odd enough to wake up outside his room, but handcuffed to someone as well? Today was turning out to be very odd.

Either way, he steps out into the hall looking a little bit flustered, a Kairi attached to his wrist.

And here he was planning on being productive for a change.]

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[... bursts out laughing.]

Right right. The motion of the ocean and all that. Still, I didn't think you and Kairi would be into this sort of thing.

[hkjhk Kairi, stop that. He's so red right now.]

We aren't, Ri. We merely woke up like this with no explanation.

[sorry, Ienzo. she can't help herself!]

Really, we didn't do this.

Right right. I got it. I won't tell anyone.

*mimes zipping his lips before slapping Ienzo across the back*

But you should've told me you finally did the deed! I knew those books would help.

[sigh, he just frowns.]

Ri, we did no such thing. Neither of us are ready for it.

[nods, still smiling, but clearly serious.]

It's nothing like that.

*w-wilts*

You two didn't...?

Unfortunately for you, no. If we ever did, it certainly wouldn't involve something so uncomfortable.

[...erm.]

Not that I wish to think about that at the moment.

[awww. she almost feels bad now.]

What he said.

*... pinches the bridge of his nose*

And here I thought you were finally getting it, Ienzo. Now we're back to square one all over again. Kairi, I'm sorry. I'll try even harder to beat sense into his skull.

[...Oh, Ri. He juuust shakes his head.]

You do realize that she's perfectly content, correct?

[she finds this hilarious, you know.]

I think I can handle things, Ri.

*looks at Kairi*

But don't you want more cuddles? I know girls like cuddles.

I wouldn't object to that, Ri.

[...just nothing too sexual yet, kthx]

You say that like we don't.

I meant, you know... special cuddles.

*congratulations he's less likely to be crude with a girl present, especially a Kairi*

... She told me that she isn't quite ready for that yet.

I would only do so if she were.

[she appreciates it.]

I know what you mean. And like Ienzo said, that's something we have to be ready for.

*s-sulk*

... but you two have been together for a year already.

Be that as it may, we're still young, particularly Kairi-- though I mean no offense.

[...he smiles at her for a moment]

Sixteen may be the age of consent, but some things shouldn't be rushed.

Exactly. It's not like there's a deadline for it.

[shrugs. she's so mellow about this.]

*gets kind of huffy because of your attitudes*

Looks like I should be giving lessons to the both of you. Like group therapy! I have handpuppets!

Ri, I'm well versed in the mechanics of sexual behavior; as an apprentice of Ansem the wise and one who enjoys science, it would be ridiculous if I did not.

I don't deny that it's natural, but it's not something required.

Handpuppets?

[give her a minute, she's stuck on that.]