kingdomdressing | (no subject)

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So that's why he said I could put my hand down his...

... EW. Axel, why would you suggest something like that?! I'm never hugging you again!

...right. Have you ever actually had sex?

No!

Why haven't you?

There are more important things to do.

I think you need to get your priorities reorganized.

Food is a big priority.

...foodplay works, too.

Food fights waste food. We'll die in we waste food.

I'm not talking about food fights. I'm talking about sex.

I thought we were talking about food.

I thought you had an IQ over 80, but apparently I was wrong.

You don't have to be mean.

I'm not. You're being stupid.

Roxaaas. C'mon.

Whatever. You're just so oblivious.

What am I supposed to pay attention to?

Life. People. Riku when he's trying to sex you up.

... What is that last part?

Riku. When he's flirting. With you.

Face it, you're probably the least observant person alive.

Riku doesn't flirt with me. He likes Kairi.

Your Riku is an embarassment to Rikukind.

If he flirted with me, my Roxas would hit him with a fish. Axel would watch.

...Axel likes to watch.

Nohedoesn't.