kingdomdressing | (no subject)

Can you not drool when you do. It's kinda gross.

[Picks up Dana.]

I can't really help it! Stop watching me sleep if it grosses you out so much.

[:| faces at her. Ash stays behind Austin, peeking out from behind his leg. Silly little shy puppy.]

[Sticks her tongue out at him. Hi Ash. Puts down Dana again so they can play.]

Hey, Ash.

So this is what the past looks like...

[Ash cautiously steps out from behind him to go sniff Dana.]

Yeah. Bright, busy, and twice as dangerous if you run into any of the psychos.

You've been alone here all this time?

[Dana says let's play?]

[Ash says okay! Brb pawing at you.]

I've been here for months now... not exactly alone, I've made friends, but.

[They're not Li and Addie, that's for sure :<]

[Puppy tag!]

Oh. No Addie then?

...what about the twins.

[lol she totes help him hide when they're around.]

Yeah, Loreliar and Spam are here too.

[Barkbark means you're it.]

Really? Well, at least they haven't drowned you yet or anything.

[Pokes him on the cheek :>

Barkbark hey get back here >:]

[Just laughs.]

Yet is a keyword.

[eee runs in between Li's legs.]

Hey--

[Moves a bit away.]

Well, at least Ash has a playmate. Looks like I'll have to look for a new room.

I doubt my parents even know I exist yet.

I don't think they do. But they're in the same area as I am. There's a few free rooms nearby there, or you can always just stay with me since you watch me sleep so much anyways.

[Pokes her in the rib before kneeling down to pet Ash and Dana.]

Alright, alright, your room. Besides, if I heard correctly, this place has more psychos in the past. Like that pedophile from your world.

[Ghh no, not there, she's ticklish there. She has the marble with her so she's devil-proof, at least.]

Yeah, he just showed up in this time.

[Stands back up with a sigh.]

Be careful, would you? I think I'm a danger magnet enough for the two of us.

It's hereditary, and sadly, both our dads were danger magnets. So yeah, I'll try, but there isn't a guarantee.

Well you already know who to stay away from. Just avoid them at all costs and you should be fine. It's worked for me so far.

[Ghh she better stay out of trouble because if someone hurts her he's going to be kicking some ass and that's just the start of it all :|]

[But. She has ME for a mun. It's inevitable.]

Yes, sir.

[Mock salutes.]

[That was really more of Austin's thoughts than mine. Obviously Vice Head Sadist isn't going to turn down many sadistic ideas.]

Good. Also, I'm warning you now, if you're staying with me you'll be in the danger zone. The twins are next door.

[Sweet |D]

Well, you need someone to keep you dry. Besides, there's two of them, there's two of us. All's fair!

Plus, we're older.

Age means nothing. They're smart little brats.

Don't be such a pessimist, sheesh.

I'm not being a pessimist! I'm telling you the facts. If they weren't smart, they never would have caught me in the first place.

Alright, alright, calm down. I'll make sure they don't drench you in super soakers again. Besides, they're eight. They can't possibly kill you, alright? Because I'd kill them first.

[Pats his shoulder comfortingly.]

[Laughs a bit at that.]

I don't think they'd actually kill me... but they don't really know when to stop, either.

They're kids. We can't do anything about that.

So! Where's your room?