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[oathskept.livejournal.com]

... people are so weird. Do I even want to know...?

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[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

[is glaring and trying not to set things on fire]

I get the feeling it doesn't matter what really happened.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

... [backs off, sensing the impending doom]

Why's that?

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

...

Because no one actually believes what I say happened anyway.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

Try me.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

The Sora from my universe, or reality, or world -- whatever you want to call it -- stole my pants, as a prank.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

... okay, but .. how did he even pull that off?

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

[rolls eyes and sighs]

...I hadn't slept for 48 hours before then and I passed out. I was out like a rock. It's easy to accomplish something like that when I'm asleep like the dead.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

.. the more you say, the more questions I have. Why hadn't you slept for 48 hours? Why did he take your pants of all things? .. Have you even gotten them back yet?

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

..that's alright; you're pleasant enough to talk to. I hadn't slept yet because it was just a busy couple of days, had to tie up some loose ends. The hell if I know, probably had something to do with the fact that I pantsed him in front of Riku. I don't think he ever forgave me for that...No, I haven't. But I have other pants.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

"Loose ends"? If you say so. ... [asdlfjkhalskjh what; actually does laugh the tiniest bit at the pantsing thing] Why the hell did you do that in the first place?

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

I do say so. [just smirks at the memory and the fact that Roxas laughed] Well, I knew he liked Riku. The whole world except Riku knew he liked Riku. Likewise Sora didn't know Riku liked him. I got tired of them dicking around (metaphorically) and pantsed him. Figured it'd get them to dick around literally.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

[oh my. is that laughing? that is so totally not laughing. definitely not. that is, however, a grin.] Wow. How incredibly subtle of you. Did it work?

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

[shakes head and flashes a crooked grin.] Unfortunately, no. My genius went unappreciated. And those two are still as dense as ever.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

Heh. It figures. Sora's not dumb, but when it comes to things like that, he never gets it. Riku surprises me a little.. I thought he was more aware of that kind of thing. Try locking them in a closet together.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Poor kid; how will he ever get laid? Riku, on the other hand, I think he's too caught up in his emo complex to realize Sora could like him. I could try that, but they'd probably just talk about something completely irrelevant. Tch, idiots.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

Eh, I don't think he really cares about that kind of thing anyway. Riku .. hmm. Try it anyway, you never know. You're good at being blunt, I bet you could get them to realize what you meant by it.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

I guess you're right. I will, under the assumption that I can get near them. It's not often they like being alone with me anymore. They suspect me to pull something, no doubt. . . You'd know about how good I am about being blunt, wouldn't you? [smirks]

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

Heh, I can't blame them. I bet you can still pull it off, though. ..... [flat stare time] Yep. That doesn't change, no matter which Axel I talk to.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Probably. [lifts a brow and shrugs] Hn. Totally ruin my perverted fun, Roxas.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

As if I really could. You're always perverted, no matter what I have to say about it.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. You know you like it; stop saying it like it's a bad thing.

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

[aslkjhfa oh god that icon, do want -- BUT WILL NOT SHOW IT] I- you- d-do not!

LOL, PERVERT.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

[is snickering, looks down to hide the fact.] You seem a bit flustered, Roxas. Are you really sure about that?

lkjashfla; TH-THAT ICON

[oathskept.livejournal.com]

NO. I mean- crap Yeah I'm sure! [alskja that came out wrong--]

SO AMUSING~

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're not sure. [there's totally not a shit eating grin on his face, nope. not at all.]