kingdomdressing | (no subject)

If you want to survive here, I suggest you watch out for the following:

→ Scary Geezernort
→ Female Roxas
→ Transgendered Axel
→ The Marluxia that's convinced he's a woman and looks good in a dress
→ The pants thieves

... and that's about it, for now.

Oh, and the suicidal Luxord.

.... [aksljfhalkjsdhad what]

O-okay, one at a time. Start with the .. "geezernort." What?

[who's laughing at you? Axel is!]

Geezernort: this weird bald guy with pointy ears who seems to think he's the be-all-end-all of everything. He's what Xemnas would look like if he aged a hundred years and lost all of his hair.

[who's glaring at you? Roxas is~]

... okaaaay, that's weird. But I'll keep an eye out for him. I'm not even asking about the female me or the transgendered you, I'll probably find out whether I like it or not. ... let's skip the Marluxia, too. I want to know about that even less.

But, uh. What was that about pants thieves...?

[just smirks and brushes it off. This Axel is used to getting the cold shoulder from Roxases.]

One of the other Axels was whining about losing his pants. He's convinced that Sora stole them, but I'm really not so sure. Guy's just in denial.

[and this Roxas is used to teasing and sarcasm, so while he's frowning uncertainly, he's relaxing bit by bit.]

... somehow, that doesn't surprise me. Only an Axel could lose his pants and not even know how they got lost in the first place. [grinning a bit? why yes, yes he is] Why, what do you think really happened?

[the comment makes him grin in return. joking around with Roxas is always good fun.] I think he's just trying to hide the fact that he's been fooling around.

Huh. And I thought Axels were the type to flaunt that kind of thing, not hide it.

Looks like there's a first time for everything.

Guess so. Now I kind of want to ask him about it. I'm used to my Axel being a pervert and parading that kind of thing around.

Feel free to, but it looks like he gets sensitive about it easily. Be careful~

Huh. Now I'm really curious. I bet I can bug it out of him. I'll be fine; don't worry about it.

... you're not the Axel that got married this morning, are you?

Can't worry, remember? So I won't.

... and if I was?

Right, of course.

... uh. I .. don't know, actually. How'd .. how'd it happen?

Pure luck. He was the one that suggested it, actually. I managed to win him over in the end.

... right. Well .. congrats, I guess.

Thanks, Rox.

Don't mope on me. Hang in there.

Sure.

There's nothing to hang in there for, but .. thanks anyway.

Always the pessimist, huh? I'm sure that's not true.

Not by choice. And while it's nice and all that you're trying to cheer me up .. it really is that way, and I can't change it. Really, it's .. okay. I'm coming to terms with it. Slowly.

Stubborn as ever. Well, if you need any help, just gimme a heads up.

Sure. .. thanks.

Welcome.

.. heh. You remind me of him. He kept saying he'd want to know.. [leaving the subject now, yeah] It's weird, seeing you so serious. Knock it off.

I can go back to mocking you, if you're more comfortable with that~