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Ever wonder what's in a jelly bean?

[poses this question to the kitchen at large, holding one up. either Riku's pondering the universe, or just pondering candy.]

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You probably don't want to know.

[What, just wandering in to get something to munch on.]

I doubt there's anything that weird in it.

[pay no attention to the giant jar. and its jelly beans.]

Nah, probably not.

[Well fine, since it's there and all, she'll just steal some.]

[fair enough; he doesn't look too thrilled to be the owner of it in the first place.]

Then again, don't blame me if it kills you.

[it's not like Riku's eaten any yet.]

Well, they don't smell like almonds.

[What. Pops one into her mouth.]

'sides, I dunno how well poison works on Nobodies.

I only trust something in here about as far as I can throw it.

[then again, he could probably toss one of those pretty far ...]

[Flicks a jellybean at him.]

You must be pretty weak if you can't throw these, then.

Must be the atmosphere.

[dangles his wrist limply, leaving that open to interpretation.]

[She refuses to make a limpwrist comment, instead stuffing some more jellybeans into her mouth and moving to the fridge.]

[snorts, rolling his shoulders. just as planned.]

[Grabs some sort of soda with a bunch of letters in another language on it and opens it, sniffing it curiously.]

I reckon that'd be safe.

[props his feet up. no one he ever knows messes with the fridge, anyway.]

[Takes a swig of it, hiccuping once afterward.]

...well, I'm not dead yet!

Keep up the good work.

[contemplates doing the same - then again, he'd have to get up.]

Will do.

[Salutes, taking another sip and going back to looking through the fridge.]

Want anything? I promise I won't poison it.

... can I trust you.

[an Axel is an Axel is an Axel, after all.]

I'm insulted!

[Hand over her ~heart~ and everything.]

In general, probably not. In this case, yep. I don't have any poison on me.

Someone'd probably drag me back if I died, anyhow.

Prooobably. So do you want something or not?

Guess I'll take my chances.

Anything in particular~?

Something non-lethal?

[really, he's not picky.]

Heads up.

[Fine, you get a bottle of the same stuff tossed toward you.]

Delicious.

That's not an ingredient.

Close enough, though, right?

[swipes that jelly bean and pops it in his mouth.]

A fairy asked me to pick a number.

[blank look.]

Guess I'm a winner.

Looks that way.

[Sora's sweet tooth has been activated, so he starts poking around the pantry for more candy.]

[sure, ignore Riku and his enormous jar.]

[Sora will just be adding a package of mini candy bars to Riku's collection, then -- but not before snatching up one for himself.]

You gonna share the rest of those?

Nah, I think I'll just see if I can cram in as many as I counted.

I might pay to see that.

I'm all about spending the fake money.

It's a good incentive, then!

It's a horrible incentive, eat these before one of the kids steals it.

[because a hyperactive Sora is better than a five-year-old, he figures.]

You'll have to help me, then. I can't eat all of these myself.

You, the bottomless black hole?

Shocking, I know.

[reaches for the jar.]

I think fifty is my limit.

You have a flavor preference?

[because Sora is apparently going to actually separate all the colors.]

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