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[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Sora .... where are my pants?

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[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

The pair that I saw were black with a flame pattern, and I would hazard that they would be very tight on you.

Very tight.

...I really don't want to think about it. O.o

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

How could you not want to think about tight pants on someone like myself? Pity.

...In any case, those aren't mine. I'd be afraid to meet their owner.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

My love is reserved for the ladies. ...and that strangely feminine Marluxia, but let's not discuss that right now.

I thought you'd say that. :D

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Who said I wanted your love? Do I want to know?

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Everybody wants my love. I'm just that amazing.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Deny it all you want. I understand. It's hard at first.

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

...I WILL BURN YOU!

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

...not my hair!

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Especially your hair.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with my hair?!

[snarky-pyro.livejournal.com]

Let's put it this way: What isn't wrong with your hair?

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

It's silver. The ladies love silver hair. I mean, look at that Sephiroth fellow - women just line themselves up to be slaughtered by him.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

...Please tell me you just have a very sick sense of humor.

[has-twins.livejournal.com]

Oooh, someone's a little jealous.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

Jealous? No. Repulsed? Unbelievably so. Renewed hatred of the universe? Of course.

[has-twins.livejournal.com]

Hating everything will get you nowhere. You should be more like your feminine counterpart~ Love everything instead.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

And then start dressing to look like a hideous drag queen b-- oh god I can't even finish it. I'm already retching at the mental image.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE THE REASON THERE IS HATRED HOMOSEXUALS. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE CAUSES BIGGOTRY IN DISTANT PLANETS WHERE ONLY AMOEBA RESIDE. CREATURES THAT RELY ON ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION ARE SHOWING HOMOPHOBIA TOWARDS THEIR CLONE-SPAWN BECAUSE YOU EXIST.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Marly, we both know you're lovely. Just ignore him - he is incapable of appreciating your fabulousness.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

When it comes to love, I never lie. But don't worry, it isn't you. ;)

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

So comforting to know.

I really don't think I can conclude any further conversations about that thing intelligently. For God's sake, did you see its outfit?! I got an eye hemorrhage! Just. Every time I see it, my face is an expression of horror and disgust.

Just. A sea of endless "D8"

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Let me say but this one thing: Only the beautiful can appreciate true beauty.