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What do you do to pass the time without having Pokémon in your world? It sounds like a pretty boring life to me.

I work at the coffee shop, and when I'm not working, I'm probably having sex. ♥

Oh. Well. I guess if you're not getting in trouble, it's cool.

I do not understand what a "pokemon" is, but I am sure there are other such activities to occupy one's time in this place.

Pokémon are monsters that live all over the world. There are so many different kinds! I can show you some of them on my Pokédex if you'd like.

Monsters? I have only heard of monsters in legends and stories.

They're real, other Roxas! They come in different shapes and sizes and have different attacks, but you can catch them in little things called Pokéballs.

You come from a very odd world then.

I bet your world is just as odd. I mean, you speak funny.

I-I do not. The people in this establishment speak just as oddly. I have never heard such dialect until I had chanced upon this place.

Until you "chanced upon this place"? That totally sounds funny.

Is that not the right words to describe how I was found here?

I guess they are, but who talks like that anymore?

In my world, that is they way of speech. If you were to speak like you are there, they might think you a foreigner.

Oh? Uh... Okay, lemme try.

So were't an expectation of arrest tomorrow, t'was an illegal gallivanting today.

How amazing was that?

...you are now a peasant from the northern district?

Are you serious? I was going for award-winning poet. Maaaan.

That dialect and the words you speak only come from the mouths of peasants. I suppose there are peasants who do become poets, because that way of speak in uniformly charming in and of itself, but I do not think you would do well in Court unless you were to play the role of a jester.

So you think I'm funny?

A bit, I suppose.

That works for me!

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What's a... pokey-man?

Monsters that you catch, train and battle, or breed and take care of. They're great!

Oh man! That sounds awesome! Are there any water ones?

Yeah, there are plenty of water Pokémon. Some are really cute!

WHAT A POKEMON? THAT SOUNDS AWESOME I WANT ONE.

And I'm training to be a full Keyblade Master so all my time is pretty much spent working on my badass levels.

School takes up a lot of my time.

I guess hanging out with my friends fills in the rest.

Hanging out with friends is always cool.

Pokemon? People still play that game?

Pokémon aren't games.

They were in my world.

What is a..."Pokémon"?

Pokémon are monsters that you breed and sometimes train to fight. They become your best friends real fast.

Oh. I assume they are specific to your world.
But they sound like very interesting creatures.

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