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[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[There's a very pissed off looking little girl stomping her way through the halls of the DR today.
Dressed in only an oversized white shirt she's attempting to carry (though mostly dragging) a large bundle of leather with very limited success due to her diminutive size.]

[OOC: I can haz self control, wut? I am sufficiently ashamed of myself]
 

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[greypetals.livejournal.com]

[... way to catch his attention.]

You okay?

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[glares]
what do you think?
[proceeds to trip over the coat almost immediately after snapping]

[greypetals.livejournal.com]

... yeah, most definitely?

[kind of stifling a laugh, there.]

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[grumble, grumble, curse, curse probably thinking Riku is a replica]
now what do you want or are you just bothering me for the spectacle?
[leaves the pile on the floor and sits on top of it while he she fixes some buttons on the shirt that came undone.]

[greypetals.livejournal.com]

I wanted to help. Looks like you've got everything settled, though!

[he turns, to walk away.]

[andahardplace.livejournal.com]

[...Well, that's one way to get Lexaeus' attention.]

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[generally cursing of life, the universe and everything; paying little enough attention to not notice Lexaeus until pretty much walking into him.]

[andahardplace.livejournal.com]

[There's a very faint smile at that, but it's gone with in seconds - by the time he speaks you'd never know it had been there.]

...Vexen?

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

yes?
[whoops, almost lost her balance there from the combination of having to look up and carrying 'his' clothes.]

[andahardplace.livejournal.com]

Did something happen?

[The Vexen he knows is a lot less... tiny.]

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

gee, you think?
No, I just happen to have always been a little girl and enjoy dressing up in clothes made f-['brilliantly subtle' sarcasm cut off by falling on her arse. The combination of heavy uniform and looking up just became a little much for itty-bitty little girl body.]

[andahardplace.livejournal.com]

In this place? [He shrugs] I've seen stranger.

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to elaborate.
[Vexen stands up, leaving the bundle of 'his' clothes on the floor while heshe checks the buttons on the Vexen-sized shirt since it's the only thing actually covering 'her']

[andahardplace.livejournal.com]

[...Quietly picks up Vexen's clothes, if he has no objections.]

This is a sort of multiversal meeting point. Things are routinely surreal.

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[not going to object for all the difficulty 'she' was having before being tiny suuuuuuucks]

I do have to wonder about that having seen stranger

and... thank you...

[andahardplace.livejournal.com]

The worlds are strange indeed.

[He just nods politely at Vexen's thanks. It was the least he could do.]

sorry about all these slow posts

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[Vexen'll get the hang of that whole manners business eventually... maybe... a few more years... decades...]

Would there by any chance be a facility I could find more suitable clothes?
[forcing himself not to ask >9000 questions given the preoccupation with le'gasp, ankles are showing his shirt being about to fall off]

Hey, no worries~

[andahardplace.livejournal.com]

The place is largely composed of closets. No doubt one will will have something suitable.

[He'll patiently answer whatever questions Vexen has.]

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

[takes one look at you and starts laughing. loudly.]

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[Well, that was convenient, he she was just in the mood to kill someone. However it would seem 'his' power shrunk with the rest of him so it only resulted in a bit of frost.]

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

[snorts in amusement, brushing the frost away]

Experiment gone wrong, perhaps?

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[Will continue those murder attempts via glaring]
I only wish.
[cranky Vexen is snarly will never admit he doesn't even know where to start on reversing this]

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

One could say that now your bite matches your bark.

[not even making a move to help you with that bag]

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[Well actually it's just a pile of 'his' clothes]
oh you've burned me with your utterly scathing wit neophyte [/deadpan]

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

I think it arguable who here is the novice. Or do you regularly go about in the guise of a child? A female, no less.

mature icon is mature

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

This is only a physical hindrance, it holds no impact on my work.
Unless you suddenly acquire an iota of even Xigbar's scientific skill you should hold your tongue.

[probably weighing the pro and cons of a crotch punch for lack of ability to reach higher]

yet somehow adorable

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

[ruffles your hair, mussing it up thoroughly]

No impact on your mouth, either. Have you forgotten which of us the Superior chose as Lord~?

*needs to make moar*

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[drops the pile of clothing, a little bit too frantically trying to fix hisher hair.]
...
[winces you can practically hear his ego screaming in pain]
...hardly...

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

[picks up the leather clothing curiously with thumb and forefinger, holding it out from him as though it might smell]

My, this looks familiar. Don't tell me that shirt is all you're wearing.

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[subconsciously reaches out for the coat as Marluxia picks it up. She makes a face at that comment; the rest of the pile just emphasising that point.]

...shut up. [grr, ttly threatening]

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

[drops it over your head just to watch you struggle with it]

Perhaps we should find you something more suitable.

bleh, fail post, sorry

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[adkljafl, flails]

I was intending to.
[/does not trust ever]

*feeds you cookies

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think we can find something .. appropriate for you.

[opens a closet and looks a bit, then pulls out a fluffy pink dress to dangle in front of you]

Why, this looks to be just your size!

<3

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[aw, isn't that cute, she's trying so hard not to go into very indignant rage.]
Your shear lack of taste is astounding.
[Sort of twitching from the shear force of will to keep that sounding calm. It's only a matter of time before Vexen figures out where he sleeps.]

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

I think it suits you well.

[do try to stay calm while he oh-so-calmly yanks that shirt up over your head, heedless of them being in the hallway and drops the dress over you instead, holding the shirt out of reach.]

/goes off to sleep for another 18 hours

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[squawks loudly at the removal of the shirt, however she actually avoids the dress.
Using ice as bare necessity coverings, it works fine for Shiva, however whether this counts as escaping with 'his' dignity intact is entirely up to debate. /cutting off nose to spite face]

I just woke up lolz

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

An interesting solution. Luckily for you, there isn't much to cover.

[smirks]

hopefully I'll manage to stop sleeping away the entire week

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[crosses her arms, just a little pink from being so exposedit's sunburn he swears]

And yet by far preferable.

pass some of that sleep over here

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

You do realize it is possible to see through frozen water, do you not?

[aka, your ice isn't quite as it should be in some places]

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[note the more humiliating part is actually the using wrong variety of ice Forces the ice into a far more opaque state; just a little surprised at how much effort it takes]

The intricacies of...[trails off, putting a hand to his head]

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

I see along with your stature, your power has grown quite diminished. At least now your voice better matches the whining you have a habit of doing.

[loliveku.livejournal.com]

[Vexen maturity < little girl maturity, is fact she'll go lean against a nearby wall now, not at all wobbly or over exerted]

j-just shut up and leave me alone

[thornpricked.livejournal.com]

[that's kinda sad oh hello, that wall just might be providing support as some poison ivy grows up it, because he has such entertainment from being a bastard]

As you wish, Vexie.

[disappears through a portal, taking your shirt with him]