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[before]

[The door to this closet is wide open, and inside there seems to be all manner of formal wear. Red's casually going through some of the suits there, a blue lollipop in his mouth. A masquerade... slightly more his thing than the last ball.]

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What's squirrel taste like? *eyes the front yard, where there are many*

[before]

Not yet you're not. The bug's in the middle.

[Heads down a narrow and slightly dirty hallway after a bit of walking.]

meat. xD it's game-y, but it doesn't really have an incredibly distinct flavor imo

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

But I'm gonna eat it soon! Look!

[shows him the lollipop! and then he shoves it back in his mouth.]

Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

[before]

Just don't spit it out, that's a waste of candy.

[Heads into his kitchen, which is definitely not as bright and clean as most kitchens are.]

yeah it's pretty good. i just get squeamish about eating it tbh

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

[sounds like the perfect place for a guy and a kid to get a meal! Sora looks around curiously, sucking on his lolipop.]

[before]

[Sets Sora down on the counter, away from that one drawer that is held closed by a lot of locks and seems to have something rattling away inside it.]

Hmmm. Now what would be good to feed a kid like you.

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

More bugs!

[is of course drawn to the rattling, and he zeroes right in on it, peering at it with his head tilted.]

[before]

Don't wanna touch that, kid.

[It's rattling for a reason.]

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

What is it? Can I see it?

[before]

Snakes.

[Big ones.]

You can't. They might try to eat you.

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Wow! Are you gonna eat one, Mister guy? I mean, before it eats you?

[before]

I'll be cooking them later, yeah. They're better fresh.

[CORRUPTS LITTLE KIDS WITH HALLOWEEN TOWN FOOD WOO.]

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Wow!! I wanna try some! Can I?

[oh man, imagine the day when Sora asks him what he wants for dinner, and he answers "snake on a stick!"]

[before]

I dunno...

[Taps his chin thoughtfully.]

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Pleeeease? Pretty pretty please? With a bug on top?

[before]

Alright, but you gotta keep away when I bring 'em out. Pretty sure someone'd kill me if one bit you and you died.

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

I'll be good! You won't even know I'm here 'til it's time to eat!

[beams.]

[before]

[Picks Sora up, depositing him on top of the fridge.]

Stay here. They won't be able to get you.

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

[is quite high up! he swings his legs a little, watching with all sorts of interest.]

Are you gonna fry it up? Or are you gonna put it in a pot? Or, or are you gonna eat it alive?

[before]

[Kid you are his new best friend. He starts unlocking it, keeping a hip pressed against it so it doesn't spring open.]

Probably fried.

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Wowww! I bet you put ketchup on it and bite its head right off!

[all sorts of amazed!]

[before]

Not quite.

[Opens the drawer, and a very large snake springs out at him, fangs bared. This thing looks like it could probably swallow Sora if it really tried. Who knows how it fit in the drawer.]

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Ahh!!

[scoots away from the edge of the fridge! it's just now occurring to him that he'd make a fine side dish if that snake manages to eat Red.]

[before]

[Luckily Red's quite used to wrestling his food and gets a good hold on the snake, making sure it doesn't bite him. He does glance back at Sora though.]

Hey kid, how are you around blood?

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Don't let it eat me!!! I like my blood!!

[as long as it isn't his blood, he'll probably learn to get over it.]

[before]

I meant the snake's blood. I'm gonna have to chop its head off if we want to eat it.

[Doesn't seem to be having a whole lot of trouble with the snake, despite its size and his... well, he's tall but he's very thin.]