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diz/ansem the wise

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[Today there is a ~~red mummy~~man dressed all in red wandering through the halls of the dressing room with a general look of confusion on his face. Must be a newcomer.

That or he's lost his way. But feel free to come and talk to him all the same.]

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If you don't mind.

Alright, just follow me.

[starts down the hall.]

We'll start with the kitchen first. My name's Kai, by the way. I'm normally male.

[Hunh. Interesting.]

Is that phenomenon one that occurs throughout your world?

If you mean the whole different gender thing, then yeah. You are- were- female in my world.

[please hold. processing this information.]

It sounds highly unusual, but I may be slightly biased.

It is pretty unusual. There's only one other male Kairi here, and only a couple female Rikus and Soras.

Not a very common subset of reality then.

Nope. But other than that, it's pretty much the same as all the other ones with Heartless and Nobodies. Seven princes instead of princesses, Xehanort trying to do the whole darkness thing- I really hope you don't run into her. She doesn't wear a proper shirt and they seriously just. stick out.

[bet you totally wanted to know that.]

[He could have done without knowing it, yes.]

Still no tact, I see.

[coughs and opens a door!]

Anyway, kitchen. There's more than one, and they all restock themselves, so we never run out of food.

A very good thing, all things considered.

Considering our numbers go past a thousand? Very good.

[He just nods at that.]

And the freezers seem to be constantly stocked with sea salt ice cream.

[innocent.]

[Well, if he wasn't already tempted to check...]

I seem to recall I wasn't the only one to enjoy it.

[the smile dies a little.]

Really?

It wasn't for my own sake that I made sure the virtual Twilight Town sold it.

[laughs a bit.]

For all your... dislike of Nobodies...

For all my dislike, yes. Perhaps it was a sort of peace gesture, for all I'd done to him.

I don't think he really appreciated it all the same. I don't really blame him.

Nor do I, but... I needed Sora more than Roxas.

It's all far too complicated. At least here, the Roxae can... finally be themselves. There's a room with Kingdom Hearts in it.

Even after my attempts to codify it?

[A pause.]

...No, I shouldn't be surprised, should I?

[laughs.]

Don't be surprised by anything here.

I suppose I can try.