kingdomdressing | (no subject)

Yes, tomatoes are a very noble vegetable! - or fruit. I think it's a rather fruity vegetable? Fruity but noble.

[ He puts down cards face up ] Straight! And -

[ A couple of cards fall out of his sleeve ]

Ah - haha, now how did those get there? Haha. Ha.

.... You know, I was always told that cheating was good in card games.

[ Pause & a small irritated look. ] But not when you get caught!

[ Ponder ponder. She really isn't that angry, really. Just.. NICE GOING, SETZER moment. ]

It's not really cheating... it's more like... creative playing. :D

I usually don't fumble like this, truly I don't, but your presence has dazzled me so that I cannot properly execute my usual tricks.

...Not that I usually cheat. Of course not.

.. [ Giggles. ]

~~Very creative indeed~.~~ Mmmm, fine, fine. I'll let you go from that.

You are a very gracious lady. Now, where were we?

[Dealing is done, bets are made ]

Show me your hand; I look forward to hearing your angelic voice praise the many virtues of tomatoes. ;D

[ Puts her cards down: Three 8's, one Ace and a seven. ]

Three of a kind!

[ Looks at cards in shock ]

It - it seems that you've won this hand. I've only a pair.

Oh dear. Singing isn't exactly my strong suit.

[ Obliging, removes his jacket and drapes it over his chair ]

Oh well, I have plenty of other clothing left for you to remove. ;)

I have.. a few, yeah.

[ Smiles, and then claps. ]

Sing me a song for tomatoes, Setzer~.

Alright, here goes then ~

*sings*

Tomatoes, tomatoes, lovely and round
ripe, delicious and sweet
Voluptuous and red, only, I have found
A dilemma: to kiss or to eat?

... That sounded nice~. ♥ [ Smiles, and then claps a second time. ]

Nice description, I might add.

Tomatoes inspire the poet in me, what can I say? Their rotund beauty is almost as inspirational as your own.

...Not to say that you're rotund. Anything but. ;)

You're just flattering now~! [ Giggles. ]

But thank you. ♥

I flatter because it's easy~

And our game rolls on, if you're still interested in playing, my dear. Shall I deal another hand?

Deal it~.

[ The hand is dealt, bets are placed ]

[ He places his cards on the table ]

Flush. ...What sort of vegetable shall the loser of the next round sing for? Or shall make a new bet instead?

How about a new bet?

[ Card fix, card fix. Sighs deeply with a disappointed look, and puts her card down. ]

Okay, that was just nothing. [ Pout. ]

Ah, but you can't just let me know that! That's what cards are all about - playing close to your chest. The less I know, the better.

Wonderful, I like to mix it up. This time I think I'd better let you decide. ;)

... Yeah, I totally suck at cardgames, huh? [ Sheepish smileee.z ]

I swear I'm going to learn more. [ Proceeds to remove the coat! Leaving her in a sleeveless shirt, pants, boots, and underwear of course. ]

[ Chuckles ]

Now we're getting somewhere! That jacket does you no favours - is it some sort of uniform?

Mmhmm! It's a uniform for everyone in the group~. I don't usually wear it when I'm home, though.

It must be a strange sort of group to have such sinister-looking uniforms. I can't say I've ever seen anything like it.

Home? Are you from around here? I must admit that I am not overly familiar with this place.

Well, it's really complicated, but they're not so bad once you get to know them~. ♥ Sometimes.

Nope. It's actually been a month since I left home, and this is the first place I arrived to~.