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[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

[ barks at any and all felines that happen to walk by! ]

Comments

[leonic.livejournal.com]

[gives him a very blank look.]

[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

You don't look very scared.

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

[yowls back.]

[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

[ it's super effective! run away, run away! ]

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

[chase the puppy, chase the puppy!]

[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

[ jgoiarj ] You're a bully!

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

[...picks him up.]

[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

[ wiggles and tries to kick him. ] Let go, bully!

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

[holds the puppy away from his body so he doesn't get kicked.] But I don't want to.

[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

You're weird. If you don't let me go, I'll bite you!

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

I'll bite you back.

[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

You're the meanest Patches ever!

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

I'm not mean!

[wantstobeone.livejournal.com]

Help, help, he's gonna bite me!

[checkedcat.livejournal.com]

I'm not! Stop making stuff up!

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

...can you just let him go?

[viveniciously.livejournal.com]

AAAHHHH.
DOGGGGG.
I'MGOINGTODIEAAHHHH.



...Wait...
You smell like dog.
But...you're...small?

[kittyku.livejournal.com]

Noisy. [ tail lash. ]