http://sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2009-05-28 09:48 pm
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hay sora-kun. i want 2 fuk u right now.

 

[[Meet Riku, the ‘most popular boy in school’ and a parody of bad Riku/Sora high school fics. He is wearing tight leather trousers which apparently slap his sides and make a sound that fills the room as he walks. It’s amazing that he isn’t in pain. He will want to fuck almost any young man who is over 14 and under 30 unless they are lucky enough to be Disney characters. Beware]]

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it buuuurns

[identity profile] isirocks.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...what.

It certainly does.

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
oh hai. its another me. maybe we can fuk 2 becos it wud be liek doin it wiv myself + that wud be hawt.

with the intensity of a thousand STDs?

[identity profile] isirocks.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I understood all of that, but I'm saying no anyway.

Very much so

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
but u luv me anyway. u kno u do.

[identity profile] isirocks.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
....................no. No, I don't.

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
yes u do. every hawt boy does. im teh smexiest guy in skool.

[identity profile] isirocks.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad there aren't any brains to go with that.

[identity profile] i-2-i.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
....?

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
go away. i haet disney characters + i haet girls.
f1re0nthesun: ([huh?])

[personal profile] f1re0nthesun 2009-05-28 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...what the hell?

[pauses to stare]

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
hi thar axel. u luk hawt. want 2 fuk???
f1re0nthesun: ([huh?])

[personal profile] f1re0nthesun 2009-05-28 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
....sorry, I have a boyfriend already.

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
then we can hav an orgy. im rly gud at those cos i half teh skool.
f1re0nthesun: ([huh?])

[personal profile] f1re0nthesun 2009-05-28 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you retarded?

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
no i am not retarded. unliek slutty girls.
f1re0nthesun: ([oh hey that's weird])

[personal profile] f1re0nthesun 2009-05-29 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think you're a slutty girl too and just don't realize it. I feel bad for anyone who actually wants to have sex with you.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
*yeah he's just stopping to stare at you in horror*

[identity profile] sexwivsoraplz.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
r u my replica? havin sex wiv a clone of me wud be hawt.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*puts a hand over his mouth because he just felt a little bile come up the back of his throat*

... sorry, I only have sex with people who are literate.

[identity profile] blue-distance.livejournal.com 2009-05-31 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[just. feeling rather creeped out right now.]

...Riku?
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