kingdomdressing | life's a beach, and then you drown.

[Looks like he wasn't the only one up for a beach. But he despised the sand, it was hot and clung to his feet. But there were some major plus sides to this odd room. He get's to walk around half-naked and he gets to see Alic half-naked.
Yup, he loved the beach now.

Absinthe eyes gleamed as he walked closer to the shade of the palm trees to sneak up on ~~his snack~~ the boy. He was so glad he found the black and red swim trunks in a closet nearby. The King will be looming over you now with the biggest grin, he likes to look at things before he touches them~]

[Alic's eyes are closed...or at least they are until he can sense the sun being blocked and and he is tempted not to open his eyes. The dark aura radiating off the figure above him gives their identity away.

. . .So much for enjoying some time at the beach. Alic will open bright blue eyes to fix on the grinning visage of the king, and he will look decidedly less amused.]

You're blocking the sun, your highness, it's hard to tan with your ~~big~~ head in the way.

[Not that he wanted a tan anyway.]

My apologies peasant, I was just admiring the view.

[Emerald eyes looked hungry, paying more attention to those swim trunks that seemed pretty lose around the blond's hips. So Everett will just move out of the way so his head wasn't blocking the sun and slink over to just...straddle Alic's hips and get comfy there to soak up the sun.]

There, now you can tan.

[ohshitohshitohshit. That was not what poor Alic had intended, but-]

I am NOT a peasant, you egotist!

[...He really should just stop talking altogether. The king was ON TOP of him and looking quite content there and Alic wished he knew how to handle that sort of thing, but he was pretty sure not many people did.

He wondered if shouting 'Rape!' would do any good...then decided it would just draw a crowd to watch. Ugh.]

Oi! G-get off!

Fine Slave.

[Smirks. Everett just sat there, eventually getting up so he just hovered over Alic with his face two centimeters away. Arching an eyebrow with that familiar cocky smirk.]

I'm off~

[Scrambles. Alic, in a clumsy, frantic movement, pulls himself out from under the so called King.]

I. Am Not. Your ~~sex~~ Slave.

[It's very hard to speak when his teeth are clenched so tight, and he thinks he's developing a complex.]

What was that Babe?

[His gaze was predatory, letting his smirk widen before he was getting up on his feet again.]

You get so embarrassed~

[Laughs.]

It's like you think I'm going to eat you or something.

[He hasn't even had a taste yet.]

[Eat him? Great, something ELSE to worry about - before he'd only had to worry about getting beheaded.]

Ugh, no! And don't call me babe.

[With his arms crossed over his chest, Alic wishes he looked stern...but the poor boy looks more scared than anything else, he didn't run though which was an improvement.]

[The King was only teasing ~~or was he?~~]

Fine, Slave it is.

[Discussion over, he was either sticking to Slave or Babe-Alic's choice of course. But he was growing tired of the name calling. He was ready to stalk closer to his prey, walking forward until he was standing right infront of the blond.]

You're not running, that's unusual.

[There's a distinct twitch in his eye.]

Whatever. And it's not like it ever did me any good, you just find me and act even more creepy or sex crazed or whatever your major malfunction is.

Don't you have like, people for that in your kingdom?

[He is referencing the King's apparent need to get laid.

Alic wants to sit down. The sun beats against his back and he's too pale for this, but he doesn't want the king to have even MORE of a height advantage than he already possesses. It's frustrating. ]

I'm not sex crazed, I'm just playing with my food. Or would you rather have me chop you in to bits now~?

[Because that could be arranged as well, he just wanted to have a little fun with his delicious little meal. That question made his smirk falter though. Sure, he had plenty of concubines kneeling at his feet, waiting to be taken. But he wanted this boy. The one who would put up a fight and challenge him.]

I think that you like the attention though.

[-And that cheeky grin is back, leaning forward to get up close and personal again.]

If by LIKE you mean 'makes me want to cry a little', then yea sure. It's fantastic.

[ There may have been a little sarcasm there. ]

I didn't think you were a cannibal, that's a new level of crazy, even for you your majesty.

[He stretches absently and scoops his tshirt off the ground, tugging it over his head. Yes. Yes he did just take away the King's view.]

[-Yeah, not happening. The King lashed out to grab the edge of Alic's shirt before it was all the way on so he could pull it off of the blond. Everett never said to put that accursed shirt back on...So no shirt for Alic.]

A new level of crazy, really?

[Clearly, he hasn't shown you how crazy he can get. Which made the King reach out again to grab a fistful of hair to tug on and make sure Alic stayed where he was.]

At least you're calling me by my proper name Slave~

[A startled yelp as his shirt is taken and low hiss when blond locks are gripped in strong hands. His own smaller hand grapples at awkwardly at the king's wrist...why does he always latch on his HAIR?]

Yea, yea. No respect meant-owowow.

[A wrong movement of his head and it's like he's tugging his OWN hair, and he moves a step forward for comforts sake, nothing more.]

Uh...if you could let go? That would be awesome...I like my hair IN my head...

And I'm still not your SLAVE. And never will be. Ever.

[That 'pet name' bothers him the most. And it's the one the King used the most. Bastard.]

What was that Slave, I can't hear you?

[He yanks on the strands again to pull the other down and backwards. Why does the King latch on to the boy's hair? Because it's easy to control someone while having a good hold on their hair.]

Maybe if you apologize I'll consider letting go.

[The King adored the nickname, nuzzling Alic's neck before twisting on those golden locks.]

Who said you could put your shirt back on anyway?

[Another yelp.]

I didn't-ow-know I needed permission to wear clothing...ow.

[Silence, while Alic contemplates his next course of action and finally decides 'to hell with it.' He moves closer still, one hand reaching up weave through dark hair-]

I am so dead.

[ And then it's the press of lips against his, fleeting and rough and just long enough for the shock to set in and the King's grip to loosen --

and then he's gone, ducking away down the beach to the door and into a crowded hallway. No, no he is NOT blushing.]

[Okay. So now the King was unsatisfied, standing in the beach room with no half-naked Alic and has been left here wondering what the hell just happened..Everett blinks twice, letting his brain function again to boil over with rage. Glaring at the door with daggers, seething.]

I'm going to kill him.

[Better run fast Alic, he's racing out of the beach room after you.]

[Alic is weaving through strangers and doubles, small frame slipping by with relative ease and heissodead but it was either that or kick him in the balls and that probably would have ended worse.]

Ah shit.

[ Poor little Alic has no idea where he's going but he throws open the next door he reaches and bursts inside -goddammit- runs back out before he falls into the abyss of the giant pit and he's shooting down the halls again. The boy has a little more luck in the next room, a library full of shelves and places to hide and he immerses himself within them.]

[Evertett just shoves everyone out of his way so he could just run in a straight line to see the top of the blond's head getting further and further away and holyshitthat'sapitroom! Yeah, he'll jump to the side to run back down the hall to hall again to see-oh hell a library. Of course, he could hear the pitter patter of feet scuffing up the carpet as he casually walked inside.]

Come out, come out where ever you are~

[Uhm, how about no? He will not come out, he will run further in the fiction section and -oh look 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' isn't that nifty? Whoops, gotta keep moving, find some place to hide, muffle his footsteps, already quite as barefeet on soft carpet tend to be.]

Nngh.

[A grunt as Alic stumbles, regains his footing and keeps running. He spends too much time running but the king doesn't give him many other options.

He's a scary bastard.]

[Well, he'll just have to pick a random direction. Or he could cheat and just find the ladder that leads to the top section so he could just point out the frantic blond and hey-would you look at that?
This was all too easy, so that was the fourth aisle, seventh row heading right? Got it.
The King slides down the staircase with glee, walking down the corresponding aisles until he could actually hear the blond. He'll be stalking closer silently now~]

[He's growing a little frantic and a little panicked, the more he thinks about what he did, but it wasn't like he had much choice! They would have been there all week if he hadn't done something. Alic figures the king will not appreciate this line of reasoning.

He thinks he must have gotten far enough away now, may - ow!]

who left the goddamn book on the floor!

[a whispered curse as the boy stumbles to his knees on the carpet.

Ugh. Rug burn.]

[Oh, perfect timing~
Everett was rounding the aisle to hear that meek curse, leaning to the side to see the blond on his knees. How convenient.
That mischievous grin started to grow again as he walked behind Alic as quietly as possible before he loomed over the unsuspecting boy.]

Didn't know you wanted me so badly, are we done playing this cat and mouse game?

[Smirks, walking infront of the blond to take Alic's chin between his fingers to turn up to meet his eyes. He always wins~]

[god dammit.]

. . .I hate my life.

And, no we're not. I don't want to be dismembered, or beheaded, or raped or whatever else is going through that twisted mind of yours.

[A failed attempt at scrambling backwards, with his eyes narrowed like that Alic looks more like an angry kitten than anything legitimately intimidating. Damn.]

Aww, come now Alic. I'm not going to do any of that ~~yet~~.

[Too adorable for his own good. Everett was stood up to walk forward with ease, finally coming down on to Alic to trapt the boy between him and the floor with a victorious smile. Wrapping his arms around Alic's neck and nuzzle the blond's cheek.]

Maybe I should call you my Kitten instead.

[-and such a pretty kitty Alic was too. He can't seem to contain himself, leaning down to whisper in the blond's ear.]

I always treat my pets the best~

[Alic is too busy gaping incredulously to notice the king is on top of him...again.]

NO! I'm not your kitten, your slave, your peasant..I'm not your anything.

[His head thunks back against the carpet and then he's being nuzzled, trying to move away does little to nothing, though he gives it a good effort.]

You tried to KILL me, how is that 'the best'?

[No, his voice did not just go up an octave.]

Fiesty little thing, aren't you?

[The King merely grinned, whispering in Alic's ear again before nipping at the lobe . Biiiiite.
He was just having a bit of fun of course, needing a suitable revenge for that kiss.]

That was before we came to this place and became my pet Love. Besides, a cute little kitten like you-I can't cut off your head right now. You're too much fun~

[His hands ran up in to blond locks, pull grip tightly again and pull back to still the boy.]

Besides, I never got to make that little kiss of yours last since you ran off.

[Sputters. His body jerks away, and yes his cheeks are flushing again, bright eyes wide with confusion and panic.]

Last!? It wasn't supposed to last, I was just running out of options!

[A muffled ~~squeak~~ noise at the nibbling and how the hell is supposed to get out of THIS one?]

I don't want to be your pet!

Yea, 'now' as in, you will later when you get bored with me. Not very promising.

Hmmmm....Well then, I have an offer for you.

[Yeah-no. Everett isn't planning to let go of the blond anytime soon, so might as well get comfy. Because those arms were like a serpent's tail coiling around it's victim to keep it still.
His lips merely descended on Alic's ear again, to merely hover and whisper again.]

If you do become my pet, I won't kill you~

[insert devilish smirk here.]

life's a beach, and then you drown.

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