Liar liar pants on fire

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

[And now for something completely different: there is a young Replica running through the hallways. He is on fire. And probably lit up like a neon sign. Do you try to stop him Y/N?]

Aaaaaahhhhhh!!


[OOC: Magic fire! It changes colors, feels quite tickly, and does no damage. Feel free to be set alight.]

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[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

*is quite impressed! you're like... the biggest thing ever!!*

I'm training to be strong!

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

Hss...

[He seems very pleased by that. Humans tend to think that Saix is shallow because strength was important. But here we have a..er..boy? Who understands. ]

That isss good to hear. Perhapss one day you can train with my Sssor--...er...Luna. [It pained him to say that. But lets face it, Sora is not a fighter.. But he..loved his son the way he is >_> ]

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

*looks quite enthusiastic*

Really? How do you fight? I have a blade!

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

[Luna puffed up and began chugging little circles around you. She is trying to impress you. ]

Our tailss are very thick and very ssstrong. Almosst like a whip. And I asss well asss Luna are very venomousss.

[He flashes those 6 inch fangs at you, but he quickly hides them. He is not trying to scare you, judge give you knowledge. ]

Some Nagasss can ssspit venom. And othersss aren't venouss at all, like my mate and Sssora.

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

Wow, poison! I wanna be able to spit poison!

*is so very impressed by you and even little Luna*

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

There isss a Naga here that isss a sssspitter. Hisss name is Axel. It is bessst to ssstay away from him.

[He attacked him and tried to hurt his offspring. Needless to say, Papa Saix did not fancy that.

Luna seemed to remember that name, and she hissed loudly. Sora just shrunk into Saix's arms shivering. ]

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

Axel. He looks like an Axel? Just snakey?

*it means the red hair and all*

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

...Yesss.

[Riiight, he has seen a none-naga Axel once.. They did sort of loo the same..well, without the 30ft of snake tail or so.. ]

He and I do not get along well... But Naga'sss generally do not get one well with each other. They sssee me asss a traitor now.

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

A traitor? Why? Because you're really strong?

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

No. Becaussse of...how I am training my offssspring. And my refusssal to eat humansss. Going againssst Naga tradition.

[He cuddles Sora... Naga's don't cuddle, or rationalize...or even really speak unless if they have to. Just fight and puff up. ]

My mate is none poissonouss and very docssile.. And we want out offssspring to be domessticated like he wass.

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

Oh... so... you wanna protect your offspring instead of just kill stuff? That sounds good. Being a protector is very good. I'll be one some day, I think.

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

[He nods. ]

You will be a ssstrong protector. And perhapsss when you find a mate, and make your own offssspring, you will become even more powerful...to make ssure no one ever hurtss them.

[Luna starts flailing her brightly flaming tail with a somewhat startling hiss... Saix...probably won't have to worry a bout Luna protecting herself... ]

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

*puffs up with pride with what you say, but wrinkles its nose*

I don't want offspring. And I have Master.

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

[No offspring? But who will continue on his legacy? :| ]

Massster? What isss Massster?

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

Master is my...

*stops because it doesn't know how to explain it*

Master is very strong and very handsome, and he makes sure I'm getting the training I need and he sometimes stops Larxene from hurting me too much.

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

Masster sssounds ssstrong and feared... Isss he a Naga?

[Because Naga's are awesome. ]

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! He's the Lord of Castle Oblivion! He's not a naga, though. He's a Nobody and his name is Marluxia.

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

[He has never met an Marluxia. But he still seems very pleased. Strength = worthy. ]

He isss your mate then? [Because he is strong. ]

Massster Marluxia... [He still thinks Master is just his first name...]

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

*goes a little pink*

I love him! And you would call him Marluxia. Only I call him Master.

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

Love...

[He says it slowly. Sora was trying to teach him about that. Love wasn't really used often in the Naga world.. But he understands it's human purpose and nods. ]

Your bond with your Marluxia isss ssstrong. That isss very important to Nagass. If your bond isss not ssstrong with your Marluxia, then..well..oddss are you'll end up eating each other.

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

............................... but he likes it when I do mouth things! But that's not eating, I don't think.

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

[It's sort of like the blind leading the blind at the moment. :| ]

Mouth thingsss? Inject him with poissson?

[Poison, one of Luna's favorite words. She jumps at you trying to bite you, but ooh no no, Saix quickly grabs her with his tail. ]

No Luna! No biting!

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

*backpedals away from Luna so it doesn't get bitten :x*

Not poison... uhm. Sex things.

[nagasaix.livejournal.com]

Ssssex?

[His tail was still coiled around Luna who was struggling to get out, and arms still cuddling Sora as he tried to search his small primitive vocabulary for that word. ]

...Oh..Yess, you mean mating, right?

[clockworkboytoy.livejournal.com]

Yes, sex is mating. Except because we're both male, there won't be babies.