Sleepy princess...

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

[this Kairi has curled up in a corner of the DR, and is just a little tipsy from a party at University; when she stepped through the door, she was far too tired to even notice that she wasn't in her dorm room]

[ooc: Kairi from endlessxsky's universe~ I missed playing her ;~;]

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<3!

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*her eyes don't even crack open, and she smiles, pleasantly buzzed before putting her finger to her lips*

Mmm-mmm. You just. Need to be quiet.

*obviously hasn't realized where/what/who*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he hurries over to check on you, then frowns when he realizes what state you're in*

PRINCESS I DIDN'T LET YOU GO TO COLLEGE JUST SO YOU COULD PARTY.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*that bitching sounds familiar, and she turns over, staring with squinty/surprised eyes*

RI?! What are you doing here?! This is the girls' dorm, you toad!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*yeah well he's glaring at you back*

I should be asking what you're doing here! And why are you drunk?! AND WEARING THAT DRESS OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW YOU COULD BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. IT WAS ZACK WASN'T IT.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

I live here you dolt! I AM NOT DRUNK! I just had two! That's all. And WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY DRESS.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

This place isn't safe. We're not talking here.

*and this is where he just pick you up and carts you out of the room; feel free to notice that this is not your dorm, or beat Ri upside the head... maybe both*

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

What isn't safe about it -- HEY!

*her legs kick a little bit, but she is noticing quickly that this isn't the dorms*

Where... ?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*makes his way through a crowd of... well, everyone, holding onto you*

We're not... in our universe anymore. Not Destiny Islands, not Radiant Garden. This place is called the dressing room.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

I loooove dressing rooms~

*yeah, two drinks is too many for Kairi*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*frowns*

Not this one. It's our prison.

*and he makes his way to his and Sora's room, carefully entering and looking around you to stare at the floor*

Poco. Bawk. Stop that. My shoes aren't good to eat!

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*frowns*

Whassa Poco an' a Bawk?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*puts you on the sofa, then points at the two chicks crowding closer to try and inspect the new person*

The chocobos. I gave Poco to Sora, and Bawk is 'bug's. They're our pets.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*there might be little hearts in her eyes when she sees them, and picks them both up very gently*

So Sora upgraded from a paopu mom to a chocobo mom, huh? Where is he? And who is Bawk? Who is bug?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*the chocobos fluff happily at you because they're such attention whores*

I suppose you could say that. Sora is probably out wandering or in the kitchen or music room. And 'bug is... well, he's our son.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*she nearly drops the chocobos when you say that*

... what.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*tries not to flail*

We've been stuck here for awhile, Princess. And I look after a bunch of the kids here. One of them adopted us to be his daddies. He's a Sora, only six years old. That's his bedroom over there.

*points to the door in the wall opposite the big bed*

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

... oh, okay. I was like... "what? how can you guys have kids?" And you? Looking after kids? Are you my Ri for real? You don't seem like the most... enthusiastic babysitter!

Either way, I hope I get to meet "bug"! I bet he's cute!

*looks around the room*

You guys have... really settled in.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well... it could be possible. There's a bunch of girls here who got pregnant recently. And I've seen... well... guys who have gotten pregnant too.

*then he pinches the bridge of his nose*

I suppose it's time for me to give you The Speech about this place. It's not all fun and games here.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

o__O Don't drink the water, huh?

*and sits, feeling a little overwhelmed already, given she's tired and tipsy*

If this is about sex, I already know.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Basically.

*he sees your state and gets up to get you a tall glass of cold water to sip at*

And it's not about sex! Basically, this place is our prison. It brings people from all different universes and traps us all here. There's no way out, and even death isn't permanent. All the food and clothing and lodgings are free, but this place tends to do really weird stuff to fuck with us.

Oh, and not everyone here is nice, and there's lots of murderers, rapists, and cannibals around. And nagas. Stay away from the nagas because they'll eat you if they can catch you.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*sips the water gratefully and listens*

So. This is all some kind of like... cosmic prank? Where am I supposed to live? And what's a 'naga'?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Lots of people call this place 'hell' for a reason. And I'll help you find a room. There's some empty ones in this hallway, since me and Little Brother cleared the place for our friends and family. But I don't think Sora will mind if you stay here until then.

... and nagas are snakepeople. People on top, snakes on the bottom. Some can spit poison.

*sits beside you and rubs your shoulder*