Because being juvenile is fun

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Here is a Replica. He is running down the hallway, yelling at the top of his lungs. He is being chased by a female Riku. Feel free to imagine why.]

KAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! KAI SAVE ME! KAI MAKE RIKU-PI STOP SHE'S BEING MEAN TO ME! KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

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[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*HE SEES YOU AND RUNS STRAIGHT FOR YOU*

KAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

[dawnrise]

[pay no attention to that Riku on his heels.]

[seasides]

[DUCKS BACK INTO THE ROOM.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*OH NO YOU DON'T HE'S BARGING IN AND HIDING BEHIND YOU which is sorta hilarious because he's taller than you*

KAI KAI YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME RIKU-PI IS EVIL.

[dawnrise]

[HELLO RI. don't worry, Riku stops in the doorway.]

[seasides]

[...being used as a meat shield, this is vaguely familiar. sigh.]

What happened this time?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he is totally using you as a meat shield, clinging to the back of your shirt so you can't move without him going too*

Riku-pi has plans!

[dawnrise]

[crosses her arms, looking innocent for the most part!]

No, I don't.

[seasides]

What kind of plans, Ri?

[sends Riku a help-me-plz look.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*points and accusing finger at Riku-pi over Kai's shoulder*

LIAR! You have plans! Kai, she has plans! She plans out when she's gonna hurt me! She's gonna punch me again and I didn't even do anything just because IT'S IN HER PLANS.

[dawnrise]

['sup, not too bothered. sorry, Kai.]

I already said I usually only hit you because of things you say.

[seasides]

[you suck. :c]

...Ri, she doesn't plan when she's going to hit people.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

She does! She told me so! And then I told her she was mean and then she smiled and it was so creepy and then I said I'd tell you and then she started chasing me!

*is clinging to you Kai :/*

[dawnrise]

[...looks at Kai and shrugs.]

What was I supposed to do? And I didn't say that.

[seasides]

[just facepalms. he feels like he's babysitting.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

YOU TOTALLY DID.

And she already tried to punch me, Kai! But I dodged and ran! If you leave she'll hit me and she hits hard! She enjoys abusing me!

[dawnrise]

Only sometimes.

[she'd take offense if Kai said that, btw.]

And I was going to hit him because his paranoia was getting ridiculous. That way we could just get it over with.

[seasides]

What exactly do you expect me to do, Ri?

[he's not going to say it, don't worry.]

...right.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Tell her it's wrong to hit me! And she's lying! She said that punching me every day would be therapeutic. That's not therapeutic for me when she breaks my face!

[dawnrise]

[glances off, expression thoughtful!]

I said something like that, actually.

[seasides]

[facepaaaaalm.]

Riku whyyyyyy.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he didn't mean to do this but he's panicked and not thinking clearly*

Because Riku-pi doesn't want you to know that she's having the same nightmares my Riku has!

[dawnrise]

[she was just shrugging innocently until Ri said that, which gets a very sharp look sent his way.]

Ri.

[seasides]

[...somehow not incredibly surprised to hear that.]

Ri, apologize. That's not your information to share.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Why should I?! It's the truth! And she won't say anything, not even when she gets to the part where she's sleepwalking and opening portals to the Darkness!

*stays hiding behind Kai though*